The lost poetry of Donald Trump

Will he make a comeback? 

Will he make a comeback? 

Elon Musk, a self-proclaimed ‘free speech absolutist,’ is buying Twitter. Will former US President Donald Trump return?

He doesn’t think so. Trump told Fox News that “The bottom line is, no, I am not going back to Twitter.”

It’s likely he will. He’s fickle, impulsive and loves attention — one of the girls!

Twitter pulled the plug on @realDonaldTrump after the January 6th insurrection, when hooligans stormed the United States Capitol, after fears he would use it for "further incitement of violence".

Enough time has passed to admit Trump was an expert shitposter. We all know that he’s morally bankrupt, largely responsible for sowing the seeds of division, and reducing everyone to hysteria. But he was a master of 280 character cadence.

Anyway, I’d rather our villains be outwardly sinister. It’s far more unnerving when they’re posting staged photos in their kitchens, with their sausage-curl wives, pretending not to be immoral ghouls.

It remains to be seen whether Trump will return to Twitter, but there’s always joy in the archives. So, we reminisce on the greatest hits from the most deranged man online.

His neurotic obsession with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship. Over a period of three weeks in 2012, Trump tweeted about the actress 11 times. 

Whilst he may have Robert Pattinson's best interests at heart, Trump has nothing but spite for Robert 'Punchy' DeNiro.

He's right, The Academy could do with a return to glamour, beauty, and mystery. It's a great tragedy that Donald was not around to live-tweet this years ceremony. 

His eagle activism era.

Well wishes to the losers, and haters.

His Diet Coke skepticism (deplorable).

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