Road Test: Under Armour Athlete Recovery Sleepwear

These magic pyjamas will help your body rebuild while you rest, claim the makers.

Armour Athlete Recovery sleepwear

What is it? Great news for gullible exercise junkies! It’s a pair of magic pyjamas featuring an “advanced sleep system that helps your body rebuild while you rest”.

How?There’s a soft bioceramic print inside it that absorbs body heat and “emits far infrared waves” into your skin, “helping you recover faster”.

I don’t want to be rude, but that sounds like a load of old bollocks. That did actually sound rude. “Far infrared waves” is a fancy way of saying warmth, btw.

I see this technology is endorsed by one Tom Brady. He’s a physiotherapist, or a physicist, is he? Nope, he’s an American Footballist. He’s won five Super Bowls. He’s married to Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen.

What a legend! I’ll have a pair then.That’s the spirit. Now, can I interest you in some magic libido-boosting carpet slippers?

From $80, underarmour.com.au