Poo-gitive remains on the loose

THE person who defecated in the front yard of an Alice Springs’ home nine nights in a row is still on the run

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ALICE SPRINGS’ hipster, man bun-sporting alleged driveway pooper is still on the loose.

The so-called “rogue pooer” relentlessly defecated in the front yard of a home in Gillen until the occupant of the property, Kirsten, called police and then went to the media with a call for witnesses.

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The Underdown Street property was terrorised for nine straight nights by the mystery pooer who, according to Kirsten, is “so smooth and so calm … it almost looks like he does it for a profession. It looks like he’s been doing this for a long time.”

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The perpetrator hasn’t returned to Kirsten’s house since footage of incidents were made public. The police investigation continues.