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The NT News’ search is on for Australia’s fiercest bloody mullet: Check out our picture gallery so far

THEY’RE like a Top End waterfall — but made of hair instead of water. The NT News is searching, for the fiercest, the meanest and most offensive to polite society Palmerston neck perm ever to adorn the head of Australia’s greatest hair genius. CHECK OUT OUR PICTURE GALLERY so far of Australia’s fiercest bloody mullets here

The 2019 Mullet Fest

IT is 1982 in the Territory every bloody day of the week. And we are mullet country. Mullets (the good ones) are like a Top End waterfall done in hair.

The NT News is searching, for the fiercest, the meanest and most offensive-to-polite-society Palmerston perm that is out there.

Check out our picture gallery so far of some of Australia's greatest mullets (can also be pronounced "mool-ays" – from the French – if you want to be fancy), which have already been sent to us.

There is still time to enter our comp, so send us your pic if you think you (or, more accurately, your hair can do better that this mob.

Submit your mullet pics to ntnews.com.au/yourpics

Anecdotal evidence around the traps is that there are a lot more mullets getting around the Territory at the moment than in your normal bog-standard Top End Wet season.

But they are probably all transplanted southerners trying to Territory-ify themselves.

Moil mud flaps are like drink driving on boats, free money from the government and groinal area sweat stains – they are your Territory birthright.

The NT News is calling for your best mullet pictures so we can crown the Australia’s best el mulletino.

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Waratah Women’s Premier League player Isabella Rapson has decided to give the magnificent mullet a go this year, wondering whether if it could turn out to be the special x-factor she needs to take her skill set to the next level.

“I’ve had short hair for six years and every time I got sick of it I would try to grow it, but then it annoyed me and I’d cut it,” she said.

“Finally this time round it stuck and as it started to grow I couldn’t help but think I’d look sexy as with a ‘she mullet’.

Isabella Rapson said the best mullet thrives on an inflated ego. Picture: Glenn Campbell
Isabella Rapson said the best mullet thrives on an inflated ego. Picture: Glenn Campbell

“Some hate it, most hate that they love it”

Rapson said that while she didn’t know if it would improve her sporting prowess it was certainly turning heads and would continue to do so for the rest of the season.

Submit your mullet pic to: www.ntnews.com.au/yourpics

Reckon you’ve got what it takes to rival Isabella’s mullet?

 

* DO NOT SEND US YOUR ‘DOWN UNDER’ MULLETS. THERE ARE THINGS THE EYES CANNOT UN-SEE

 

 

 

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