The world's most indulgent resorts revealed
WE embark on a global tour of some of the world's most opulent hotels and resorts, from the super luxurious, to the, well, even more luxurious ...
GETTING away is so much better when you're going somewhere special. Here, the 10 best resorts in the world to get away and forget you ever had an urban existence.
1. The Oberoi Udaivilas, Udaipur, India
It goes like this - driver pick-up at the airport; boat ride across Lake Pichola; small stagger across the Mewari palace's lavish grounds to your suite; complete sensory overload. Best of luck departing from this one.
2. Como Hotels x Chapman Freeborn, Bhutan
Got a spare $462,000 that's burning a hole in your pocket? We know the feeling. Well, you're in luck because luxury resort group Como Hotels has teamed up with private jet company Chapman Freeborn to offer an exclusive week-long retreat at its Bhutan resort. You'll be whisked away on a Gulfstream G450 and will divide your time between two tranquil Himalayan resorts, where you'll be able to go hiking, explore cultural landmarks, and reflect on just how truly, ridiculously, obscenely rich you are. Bliss.
3. Mardan Palace, Antalya, Turkey
Who better person to trust with the construction of a hotel than a Russian-Azerbaijani gazillionaire? Exactly - no one. Well, in 2009 entrepreneur Telman Ismailov delivered this gleaming beacon of all that's over the top. Think 10,000 square metres of gold, 500,000 crystals and 23,000 square metres of Italian marble; think guests like Mariah, Paris (the socialite, not the city) and Sharon Stone - yep, opulent doesn't even scratch the surface.
4. Taj Exotica Resort and Spa, Maldives
When it comes to breathtaking locations, the Exotica puts in a pretty decent effort. The resort blends seamlessly into the incredible natural environment and offers everything from fine cuisine to sporting activities - though you'll probably want to spend a fair bit of time doing absolutely nothing at all. Grab yourself a lagoon villa and forget the rest of the world exists.
5. Amangiri Resort, Utah, USA
Road Runner country, though Wile E Coyote's been replaced by low-lying architectural buildings and dramatic desert views quick to mute any lingering head noises. Sure there are activities - but there's also a pool constructed around the foot of a rocky mountain.
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6. Wilson Island, Great Barrier Reef, Queensland
Forget teepees at Glasto, this is proper "glamping" - your own island, other people plating up the food and anything goes. Except naked baccarat - that's plain weird.
7. Le Pavillon de la Reine, Paris, France
Be a wanker and stay at the George V. Or, unearth some nous and realise this is the Parisian hotel: a hidden, 18th century ivy-clad gem aimed at reinvigoration and anonymity - at least until you toddle off to explore the Marais.
8. Injidup Spa Retreat, Western Australia
National park on one side, Indian Ocean beach on the other - this local hideaway packs plenty. Explore Margaret River before raising a nightly glass from your villa's private deck.
9. Chalet One Oak, Megeve, French Alps
There's the interior - a Harley Davidson, splayed tiger rug and vibrant art - then the uninterrupted views of Mont Blanc and Avaris peaks. Did we mention the chef, butler, concierge and housekeeper? Five minutes from the nearest chairlift, it sleeps 12.
10. Couples Sans Souci, Ocho Rios, Jamaica
Beautiful, secluded, exotic - this spot pretty much ticks all of the boxes. It's the place to head if you want to get away from it all and enjoy a little one-on-one time with your loved one. Give it a day or two and you'll forget you ever had kids - or at least wonder why you did.
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