Constance Hall shares husband Denim Cooke’s racy text on Instagram
Constance Hall has shared the sexual message her husband sent her after a stressful day – with the blogger having a super relatable response.
Constance Hall has shared the sexual text her husband sent her in an Instagram post – and her hilarious response to his racy message.
The Perth-based blogger and businesswoman shared a screenshot of the text exchange on Instagram, which she began by telling husband Denim Cooke: “I love you so much.”
“Was thinking the same … but more sexual,” he replied. “Love that lil bod and how it sways.”
“F**k I gotta shave my joots,” Constance wrote back.
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In the Instagram caption, Constance wrote how she had been dealing with “bills and court cases and 3490 unread emails and big institutions that have the audacity to call me with a recorded messages” telling her “my credit card repayments are behind”.
“They are the days I truly appreciate you The Cooke Trinity and I burrow into your big comforting arms with a sign on my back saying ‘checked out to everyone but Denzy’,” she said.
Constance said it had been a “f***ed day but tomorrow is a new one,” and sometimes she had to let those she “truly trust” look after things for her.
Her post resonated with her followers, who said they appreciated the “raw honesty”.
Constance and Denim met in 2017 after the mummy blogger had separated from first husband and father of her four children, Bill Mahon.
Following a whirlwind romance the couple married in January 2018 in a lush outdoor ceremony.
Constance gave birth to her fifth child and first with Denim, a son Raja, in May that year.
She shares the ups and downs of their marriage in candid social media posts and revealed last August Denim was lucky to be alive after a motorcycle accident.
He spent weeks in intensive care at a Perth hospital before being transferred to a trauma ward in September and was eventually released later that month after six weeks in hospital.
“You’re here because you live your life to the very fullest yet somehow survive and that’s what makes you the hero of your seven children,” Constance wrote in a Father’s Day tribute last year.
Denim sustained serious injuries from the accident which left him with a broken back in four places, seven broken ribs, two punctured lungs, a fractured shoulder and a broken foot. He had also been in a coma.
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