Woman reveals bizarre toilet-related reason why she dumped boyfriend

A woman has shared the un-bowl-ievable behaviour that forced her break up with her boyfriend.

Some ill-fated relationships go swirling down the drain after one or both partners cheat. Some hit the skids when a lover gets tangled in a lie.

But these two sweeties went stinky over a roll of bathroom tissue and an incredibly crappy attitude.

“I had to end it. I just kept thinking about how this isn’t the last time I’m gonna run out of toilet paper,” shared Jess Jacobsen.

“When I think of my future self stranded on the toilet, he’s not the person I want to be there for me to ask for help. I deserve more, toilet paper especially.”

Jess Jacobsen was shocked when her boyfriend left her stranded on the toilet, allegedly refusing to hand her a fresh roll of toilet paper after she’d gone No. 2. Picture: TikTok/@oohhjesss

The scorned sweetheart from Los Angeles spilt her guts to more than 11.5 million viewers.

“I’m breaking up with the guy I’m dating because of what he did to me when I was on the toilet the other day,” Ms Jacobsen began her un-bowl-ievable TikTok.

“So, I’m at his house,” continued the blonde. “I sit down to take a poop. I go to wipe — there’s no toilet paper.”

Naturally, she yelled out to her then-honey, asking him to hand her a spool of TP from his first-floor loo — a simple request that the nameless beau allegedly refused to fulfil.

“He said, ‘No, I already told you that bathroom [you’re using] is out of toilet paper. Sorry,’” she recalled.

And despite the Gen Zer’s repeated pleas for help, she claims her antihero left her high and not so dry.

“With s – – t in my a – –, I explain to him that he’s my only option,” she carried on. “I can’t walk downstairs and get the toilet paper.”

The scorned sweetheart shared her sordid story to an audience of more than 11.5 million. Picture: TikTok/@oohhjesss

Tensions continued mounting between the troubled twosome, reaching a fever pitch when Ms Jacobsen began screaming for help at the top of her lungs, hoping a neighbour might respond to her distress.

“He’s finally [like], ‘Fine, fine, fine. I’ll go [get the toilet paper]! What the f – – k? You’re so f – – king dramatic,’” she said.

“Then he storms off, goes downstairs, he comes back, slams the door open and he throws the toilet paper at my f – – king head,” Jacobsen added.

The traumatising incident left her feeling like number two.

Viewers of Miss Jacobsen’s video said that her ex’s behaviour was abusive. Picture: Instagram/Jess Jacobsen

“I cried,” she confessed. “That’s actually one of the craziest things anyone’s ever done to me.”

Supporters encouraged the porcelain princess not to waste her time fretting over the doo-doo-headed dude.
“He clear as day showed you that when you’re vulnerable, sick or something is inconvenient to him, he’s not going to be there for you … RUN!!” urged a concerned commenter.

“That is a relationship deal breaker. 100%,” wrote another.

“That’s crimson red of all the red flags. First signs of an abuser. I’m glad you’re choosing you,” an equally stunned spectator said.

“Absolutely not,” another commented. “Don’t just break up with him though — take the toilet paper AND the towels and let him figure it out.”

This article originally appeared on New York Post and was reproduced with permission.