13-year-old’s relationship contract is terrifying

THIS terrifying relationship contract sheds plenty of light on the clingy, possessive world of children’s relationships.

The note is a stark reminder of just how intense teenage relationships can be.

THIS is the hilarious relationship contract which sheds light on the clingy world of children’s relationships.

A photo of this signed agreement was tweeted by Max Linsky, who captioned the snap: “Found on the floor after class in a middle school: a relationship contract between 8th graders. (He signed it)”

Found on the floor after class in a middle school: a relationship contract between 8th graders. (He signed it) pic.twitter.com/SPmDjNdjVi

— max linsky (@maxlinsky) June 10, 2016

Eighth grade students are around 13 years old, and this contract offers a hilarious insight into their early expeditions of the world of dating, reports The Sun.

The professionally-typed agreement demands quite a lot from this girl’s teenage suitor, who imposes strict restrictions on him talking to “hoes” and forces him to frequently fork out for food.

Another strict rule outlines the punishment for breaking her heart — having his face broken in return.

And this 13-year-old player is also forbidden from hugging or looking at “hoes”.

The agreement ends with space for the loved-up young man’s signature, and he apparently agreed to the intense contract.

Twitter users found the agreement adorable and creepy in equal measure, with the original poster adding: “I have read this probably 100 times this morning and I’m pretty certain it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.”

@matthewzapruder @maxlinsky I can't believe I signed away my right to hug those hoes. Fist bumping will never be enough.

— Sarah Karlinsky (@Skarlinsky) June 10, 2016

This article originally appeared on The Sun.