Overheard at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia
“SORRY to ignore you, but I just noticed the coffee cart.” This howler and many more delicious one-liners were overheard by our spies at Fashion Week. So fashion.
THE FASHION world is like no other, as many attendees of this week’s Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia can attest to.
But what really sets these people apart is the way they speak, babe. Our friends over at Vogue started jotting down some amazing one liners — here’s an example of what they overheard:
Guest at show: “I’m so hungry, all I’ve had time to eat today is a few leaves of kale.”
Front row attendee at Alex Perry, about the mirrored runway floor: “I just saw up Kerri-Anne Kennerley’s skirt.”
Unnamed guest at unnamed show: “The designers are in the bar getting drunk because no one’s here.”
Blogger drops her DSLR, met with loud gasps from the crowd: “There goes your blogging career.”
Guest at Ginger & Smart: “Sorry to ignore you, but I just noticed the coffee cart.”
At the Star Bar: “You look so fashion.”
Yep, you’d better believe it. News.com.au even overheard one guest declaring “I can’t BELIEVE I’m in the standing section. Don’t they know who I write for?”
For many more pearlers like these, head to vogue.com.au
‘Most beautiful girl’ stuns in ‘divine’ outfit
Thylane Blondeau, dubbed the “most beautiful girl in the world”, has been praised by fans for her “classy” outfit at a prestigious fashion event.
Gold medallist’s surprising next move
The gold medallist is making a big splash in the fashion world, swapping out her canoe for the catwalk.
‘Not the same’: Fans’ verdict on VS comeback
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show made its return today after a six-year hiatus – but not everyone was impressed by the comeback.