The Bachelor premiere: Viewers mock Cass’s ‘awful’ hair extensions
WE MET the Honey Badger’s ex Cass last night and the poor girl was mocked for both her stage five clinger behaviour and her awful hair extensions.
LAST night’s premiere of The Bachelor saw poor Cass Wood inducted into the reality show’s “stage five clinger” Hall of Fame.
Cass, a 23-year-old accounting student from Sydney, joined Jarrod Woodgate and Alex Nation in the exclusive club for Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants who completely lose their sh*t on national television in their pursuit of love.
Cass says she and the Honey Badger have “socialised” before, aka they went on a few dates — she wanted something more but he wasn’t keen and instead ghosted her.
But Cass losing her marbles during last night’s cocktail party was the least of her worries.
It was her super dodgy, long, blond hair extensions that sent viewers into meltdown.
Let’s take a minute and admire.. HOW BAD CASS’ HAIR EXTENSIONS ARE!!! JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 😅😂 @TheBachelorAU #bachelor #BADextensions #hair #tragic #whotoldheritwasafullhead #ohsweetie #australia #HoneyBadger pic.twitter.com/URDxoHhe9h
— Harriet Pellew (@HarrietPellew) August 15, 2018
HOW BAD ARE CASS' HAIR EXTENSIONS. SOOOOOO BAD #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9ZAFLlY9l6
— Kat Dumont (@Kat_Dumont) August 15, 2018
Cass your hair extensions are worse than your flirting abilities #TheBachelorAU
— Hannah Li Rosi (@hannahkatel95) August 15, 2018
Are we gonna talk about those hair extensions or nah #TheBachelorAU
— Soph Hawkshaw (@acoupleofdreams) August 15, 2018
Those hair extensions need to gooooooooooo #TheBachelorAU
— Fairls (@fairls) August 15, 2018
Can’t cope with Cass and her awful hair extensions #TheBachelorAU
— Mags (@magthered) August 15, 2018
Maybe Cass' hair extensions are terrible because she has a stash of Rohypnol hidden in then #TheBachelorAU
— Nathan Sullivan (@nath_sull) August 15, 2018
A little deep dive in to Cass’s Instagram account — she’s already clocked up 42,000 followers — reveals her hair doesn’t usually look so bad.
In all of her heavily filtered bikini snaps, Cass has beautiful, perfectly even hair that is definitely not all her own but still looks cute.
Who knows what happened between these photos, which were uploaded a few months ago, and the filming of last night’s episode?
Maybe we can put the dodgy hair extensions down to an overworked Channel 10 hairstylist.
Maybe it’s because she’s a 23-year-old student and let’s be honest, how many of us also made terrible hair choices when we were young?
But girl, it’s time for the extensions — and your hairstylist — to go.