James Weir recaps The Bachelorette Australia 2020 episode 7 | Bach loser’s tantrum after sex kink outed

This embarrassing confession made everyone wince and only got worse when a drunken tantrum followed. James Weir recaps.

An angry kinkster is left dumped and heartbroken on The Bachelorette after exposing his sex fetish in detail and then throwing a drunken tantrum in an eqossential reality TV exit.

Because it’s The Bachelorette, none of these bozos know basic things like personal hygiene or words. One of them thinks the adjective “quintessential” is “eqossential” and we’ve added it to our reality TV vocabulary along with blime-fibe-eb.

The only thing keeping us here is this two second glimpse of Hot Adam with a baby strapped to his chest.

Suddenly everything is right in the world.

We’re just days away from the home town visits which means we need to get rid of two nimrods tonight. There’s only one way to do this: a sledge box.

More officially known as a “question box”, its purpose is for contestants to anonymously submit inquiries about people in the group but it always just spirals into everyone writing sledges about each other or asking about inflammatory issues. That’s why we call it a sledge box. I’ve been trying to introduce one to my office for years.

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So the sledge box is plonked down on the table during an impromptu dinner party and of course the first question is used to humiliate someone.

It’s aimed at James: What’s your secret fetish?

What contestants always forget about the sledge box is they’re under no obligation to actually answer or respond to whatever is asked of them. This isn’t SAS Australia – they’re not chained to a chair in an interrogation room while a bitchy British soldier screams until they give up the intel.

But of course they all forget this and James fumbles his way through a response.

“I’m a guy who likes a bit of ... dominance,” he growls. “And a little bit of … intimacy … so … not so much hard but a little bit rough … a little bit of how ya goin’…”

Ah yes. Everyone’s favourite sex move: the How Ya Goin’. It was big in the ‘90s but it’s really having a renaissance. I think it involves a toe.

We cut to Becky. She wants to die.

Same, Rebecca. Same.

We’re not kink shaming. We’re just saying, if you’re ever asked to reveal your sexual fetishes on a reality show … don’t.

James is already feeling vulnerable and the next question plunges him into a messy place.

It’s for Becky: Which guy is more Elly’s type?

She goes around the room saying beautiful things about all the boys who like Elly: Adam is hot and kind, Frazer is handsome. Joey is sweet and from the country. But she doesn’t say anything about James. How could she forget him? He just revealed his sex kink!

There’s only one thing for him to do: Throw a drunken tantrum and unleash a snarky attack on Becky.

“Everyone but me – I didn’t get a compliment,” he sneers. “But thanks Bec. I feel like a used tissue, man. F**k this.”

Because that’s what girls love – when you yell at their sister on TV.

The girls try to break the tension by pulling out another question from the sledge box but it’s about Elly and Joe’s weekend fling and it just sets off James even more.

“F**k off. I’m gonna walk off the table, bro,” he slurs, shooting up from his chair and stropping off.

Elly, quick – pull out another sledge box submission.

And that, friends, is the beauty of the sledge box. You never know where the evening will go. Try it next time you have a dinner party with people you don’t really like.

“I don’t wanna be with someone who’s gonna be possessive or jealous or dramatic,” Elly says. “To see this complete flip in his behaviour, it’s really unattractive.”

Well, well. Elly’s certainly showing some dominance with that statement. Wonder if James is turned on.

We don’t find out because she cuts him at the rose ceremony along with that bald guy.

But James shouldn’t be embarrassed. It’s Elly’s loss. She’ll never get to try the How Ya Goin’.

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It’s OK. There are lots of girls who’d love to be How Ya Goin-ed.