James Weir recaps horror Jackson, Olivia, Domenica run-in at debaucherous Halloween party
A haunted house from hell full of drunk reality TV stars has been the scene of an awkward night between these MAFS exes and enemies. James Weir recaps.
WARNING: Mature content
A debaucherous Halloween party has spiralled into a reality TV horror show this weekend with an awkward run-in between Married At First Sight exes Jackson Lonie and Olivia Frazer, whose conflicting claims about what exactly happened during a recent racy reunion were hashed out under the glow of a jack-o’-lantern while other former contestants dressed as sexy kittens and slutty tradies danced nearby.
The only thing that could supercharge the drama? Enter: Domenica Calarco, the controversial couple’s arch nemesis, whose secret OnlyFans account was publicly exposed by Olivia on national television after the ladies found themselves at the centre of an alleged glassing incident on this year’s series of the reality show.
Thank goodness 51-year-old former MAFS contestant-turned-OnlyFans pornstar Mishel Karen arrived just in time to ease tensions by detailing a sex scene she’d been up all night filming. Like all good horror movies, this recap comes with a content warning.
24-HOUR PARTY PEOPLE:On the town with Australia’s new socialites
It was the haunted house of Australia’s nightmares at Sussudio nightclub on Friday night, where celebrations had kicked off to mark the twenty-first birthday of Believe Advertising.
The star attraction was Jackson and Olivia who, just hours earlier, had ignited rumours of a reunion with an intimate Instagram post suggesting they’d spent a steamy Wednesday night together. What exactly happened between the ex lovers? There was only one way to find out: infiltrate the party and go full-blown Gale Weathers on the couple.
“We are not back together. We’re just friends,” Jackson declared when questioned about the rumours he’d hooked up with his ex.
The music was pumping and he was holding court at the long marble bar. Shirtless and dressed like an angel, it was as if someone had plonked a pair of fairy wings and a feathered halo on the statue of David. Well … if the statue of David was glassy-eyed and sweaty after being out on a bender.
So he didn’t spend Wednesday night with Olivia, as the Insta post suggested?
“I got too drunk and couldn’t drive home and I spent the night in her spare room,” he said, carefully denying the alleged hook-up.
Huh. OK. We’ll respect your word.
Suddenly, Olivia appeared across the nightclub, dressed as a German barmaid. It only made sense to push an influencer outta the way and sprint across the room to interrogate her about whether Jackson was lying.
“He was like, ‘If we hook up now and then I hook up with someone else on Friday (at the Halloween party), don’t get upset’. And I was like, ‘I’m not gonna be OK with it either way, so we may as well hook up’,” she said, confirming Wednesday’s racy night of passion as she took a seat in a suede booth.
“I wanna be with him but he doesn’t see that. So it’s a bit of unrequited love. But it’s all right, I have faith.”
Why doesn’t he see it?
“I think there’s just, like … I had a lot of work to do on myself when we split up – and I’ve done it,” she said. “And I don’t think he has seen that yet. The last version of me that he saw was a very mentally ill girl. But now I feel healed and whole and he hasn’t had a chance to see that yet.”
Across the bar, Jackson was chatting up random chicks. But that was OK. Moments earlier, a random guy called Will was hitting on Olivia.
“I came as a gay hairdresser,” Will told her, glancing down at his all-black outfit. Then he nudged closer and touched her hip before sliding a hand to her lower back and asking about the German barmaid costume.
She said she was originally going to dress up as a T-Rex but her inflatable costume was punctured when her puppy bit a hole in it. It was disappointing – mainly for onlookers, who missed out on the chance of seeing a gay hairdresser hitting on a sexy dinosaur.
Olivia’s body then jolted as she realised she’d lost her purse. She frantically looked around the club and remembered it was in the neighbouring booth that was occupied by the Sydney social scene’s 24-Hour Party People. She started yelling at them but they were too distracted posing for photos.
“Cover my ass!” she huffed as she crawled up on the upholstered bench seat and threw her body over the partition, ripping her purse out from under @TomGayUSA’s butt.
“I give no f**ks,” she said, catching her breath and inspecting the squished bag.
Former MAFS star Mel Lucarelli burst through the entrance in a flurry. She was running late as usual. Her elaborate feathered angel costume looked fabulous but that didn’t matter because the bar was out of free booze.
“They’ve only got tequila left!” she yelled. “So I was like, ‘Line ‘em up! Gimme as much tequila as you can!’ And so he started pouring and then he was like, ‘Ugh, now we’re out of tequila!’ I’m like, ‘WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAN?!’ He’s like, ‘I can give you a double shot?’ I’m like, ‘Double shot?! DOUBLE SHOT?! Give me a DOUBLE BOTTLE!’”
That’s when Mishel Karen, the MAFS contestant-turned-OnlyFans pornstar, stumbled into a booth.
Her voice was hoarse and she seemed like she could collapse at any second.
“I’m really tired,” she confessed.
She was at Sexpo all day and was up late the night before filming a sex video.
“It was a massive scene,” she said. “It was LONG. Probably about just over an hour. Because it was actually authentic sex. You don’t usually have a lot of authentic sex for OnlyFans. But because it was authentic sex, it was good. Really, really good.”
The conversation then took a wild turn. Well, a wilder turn.
“If they don’t orgasm, you just use fake c*m,” she said. “Yeah, you get it from the sex shop.”
While all the other reality stars and influencers were deciding what party to go to next, Mishel was still in work mode. She had to jet back to Sexpo to take photos with US pornstar Johnny Sins and then gear up to film some sex scenes with several girls over the weekend.
“I’m just sore and tired,” she sighed.
Down the back of the bar, Jackson was chatting up a random girl dressed as a sexy kitten.
“You’re an angel!” she said, admiring his feathered wings.
He smirked. “Yeah, I’m on your shoulder giving good advice but you’ve always been a pussy,” he yelled over the music.
She cringed.
He paused and leant in. “ … That sounded better in my head.”
Moments later, he was chatting to Jay Lal, a former contestant on The Bachelor, who was dressed as a sexy devil-cheerleader.
Jackson Garlick – heir to the Garlo Pie’s empire and former contestant on The Bachelorette – had no doubt Jackson The Angel would get lucky that night.
“Mate, he’s the hottest c**t ever,” he stared across the crowded club at the shirtless adonis in fairy wings.
The whole situation could’ve been disastrous for Olivia. No one wants to sit on the sidelines and watch the man they love prowling around for a new fling. But as the night wore on, her yearning for Jackson started to fade. She was later seen in a booth pashing Will, the random British guy dressed as the gay hairdresser.
Then they left together – narrowly avoiding a moment that could’ve resulted in a horror movie ending. Her MAFS nemesis Domenica Calarco entered the bar.
Dom didn’t know anything about the Halloween party she’d just waltzed into. It was pure coincidence that she decided to go to Sussudio with friends that night. And when she found out she’d just missed her enemy by mere seconds, her facial expression resembled the white ghostface mask from Scream.
“I did see Jackson and Cody (another former cast mate) getting into a cab and it was like seeing a ghost,” she took a deep breath while waiting at the bar.
“It’s very fitting for it to be Halloween and to have a nightmare – and I definitely avoided that nightmare tonight.”
Cue the screeching violins from the Psycho shower scene.
Twitter, Facebook: @hellojamesweir
MAFS star forced to delete Insta post
Melissa Rawson has shared an emotional video explaining why she’d felt forced to delete a recent family video.
MAFS star‘s health update amid cancer battle
Mel Schilling has provided an update for fans after being diagnosed with colon cancer late last year.
TV bride horrified by sight of new groom
A groom on the UK edition of Married At First Sight has gone viral for an awkward prank he pulled on his wife at their wedding.