Kyle Sandilands gets naked on radio: ‘Not a good look’

Kyle Sandilands described his naked body in graphic detail on radio this morning, in a bid to improve his “self-love.”

Kyle Sandilands got naked on radio on Monday morning and gave a brutal critique of his own body, including his “little penis”.

The broadcaster was challenged on-air by Jackie O to have a crack at a self-love technique practised by singer Meghan Trainor.

“Every morning … she stands in front of the mirror naked for five minutes and just looks and tries to appreciate what she sees,” Jackie explained.

Kyle agreed to give it a shot.

Kyle got nude in the bathroom.

Singer Meghan Trainor. Picture: Amy Sussman/Getty

He went into the bathroom at the KIIS FM building in Sydney, got undressed, and told Jackie O and newsreader Brooklyn Ross what he saw in the mirror, starting with his stomach.

Kyle described his belly as “rotund” and said it was covered in white and grey hair.

“I’ve got a hernia, so I’m looking at my belly button and even my belly button has a little gut,” the radio star said. “It’s an intestine sticking up against the belly button.”

It didn’t take long for Kyle’s gaze to drift south.

“From the side, ‘old mate’ doesn’t look that good,” he said, referring to his genitals.

“You know how I said that since I got fat half my penis is inside my body? Well, that’s very true.

“Without it being ready, just sitting there limp, it’s not a good look,” Kyle continued.

“If there was no little penis there, that looks like a fat woman’s vag.”

Kyle took his gear off on Channel 7 back in 2015. Picture: Channel 7

As he stared at his body, Kyle jokingly referred to himself as a “big fat monster” and said, “it’s a miracle I’m still alive … I feel for my wife.”

Eventually, the 53-year old stopped noticing what he didn’t like about his body, and instead spoke about some parts he was happy with.

“My shoulders and arms, they all look good,” he said. “I’ve got football players legs … and the arse is alright, I’ve got the arse of a black woman.”

By the end of the segment, Kyle was even happier with how his genitals were looking.

“My penis is getting bigger just listening to my own voice,” he said.

“It’s feeling the love from you, you see!” Jackie replied.

Kyle’s nude stunt comes amid complaints from some listeners in the show’s newest market, Melbourne, about their frequently X-rated content.

Recent episodes have seen the pair discuss everything from anal and oral sex to incest.