Samuel L Jackson‘s hilariously filthy guide to Game of Thrones

WARNING: Very explicit language. Samuel L Jackson has brilliantly explained the first five seasons of Game of Thrones — in under eight minutes.

Life’s been tough for Jon Snow lately on Game of Thrones.

WE’VE had six seasons and 60 episodes of Game of Thrones, and even the most diehard fans often struggle to keep up.

Jumping in as a beginner at this point seems insurmountable.

... And then a hero comes along.

Samuel L. Jackson has delivered his own hilarious expletive-ridden beginner’s guide to the series in just eight minutes, taking us right up until “is Jon Snow dead?”

Jon Snow dies. Kind of.

This recap is full of pearlers, but here are some of the best moments:

On Winter coming:

“These motherf**kers are cold, which is why everybody should be worried about this long-ass winter coming, but instead, they’re too busy fighting.”

Everyone should be more worried about this guy and his friends.

On the Starks:

“Nice family, right? Don’t get attached ... I’m just sayin’.”

On Sansa Stark:

“Sansa can’t catch a break, and is now stuck in the worst relationship of her life with this d**khead (Ramsay Bolton).”

On Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons:

“Danny ... mo’ power, mo’ problems.”

Daenerys Targaryen.

If you’re looking for a deep dive into every plot twist across the series so far, this isn’t the recap for you — but it’s a great way to refresh your memory or get introduced to Game of Thrones during the long wait for season 7.

WARNING: VERY, VERY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE (it’s Samuel L. Jackson, what did you expect?!)