Cara Delevingne reveals bizarre secret X-rated detail in her house

Cara Delevingne has many strange features in her “adult playhouse” mansion – none weirder than this one, hidden behind a secret door.

Model and actress Cara Delevingne has taken Architectural Digest for a tour of her “fantastical” Los Angeles mansion – complete with poker room, ball pit and secret vagina tunnel.

Delevingne, 28, describes the home as an “adult playhouse,” thanking architect Nicolò Bini for making all of her “mad, crazy ideas” happen.

You'd never guess there's a giant vagina lurking behind that wall panel … although I think the dog definitely knows.

Such as the vagina tunnel. Standing in her living room, Delevingne opens up a panel in the wall, revealing a giant, anatomically correct secret pink tunnel – which she then crawls inside:

Enter if you dare …

Cara-lingus? Sorry everybody

“I come in here to think, I come in here to create, I come in here to feel inspired in the vagina tunnel,” Delevingne tells the camera, crowning gently. “I’m going to show you where this lovely labia leads – see you there!”

From there, the camera races through several rooms before finding Delevingne emerging from the other end of the tunnel, out of a pink washing machine, “rebirthed and cleansed”.

I think this is technically a home birth.

It certainly fits with the overall theme of the home, which is: A LOT. Another whole room of the house is a dedicated ball pit:

Nourish your unspeakably wealthy inner child!

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“If you can, everyone needs to have a ball pit in the near vicinity,” says Delevingne, net worth $37 million, explaining that they’re “really great for stress”.

Thanks for the hot tip, Cara! I’ll clear some room in my one-bedroom apartment right away.

Some other highlights of the house tour:

A royal blue staircase embellished with several giant leopards. “This carpet is my favourite because you’re, like, following the tiger up the stairs,” says Delevingne, who obviously should’ve studied the cheat sheet from her architect more closely before they started filming.

Cara loves her "tiger" (note: actually not a tiger) staircase.

A see-through piano, which she reveals she likes to play naked – Cara, we get it, you’re zany!

The Girls5Eva influence is palpable.

One room in the house is decorated as a “shrine to David Bowie” – unfortunately it’s a bathroom, which seems an inglorious tribute. David Dunny?

Hoping that's not Bowie's actual head

We enter Delevingne’s bedroom, complete with a bed big enough to comfortably sleep six (no judgement), a bedside piano, and a giant bouquet of “vagina flowers” (these just look like roses to me – come on Cara, not everything can be vagina-themed).

Cara describes the theme of her bedroom as “Alice in Wonderland … Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. There’s jungle theme, there’s Beverly Hills Hotel, there’s an Old English style in here but very obviously typically LA. There’s still jungle, but it’s still mad.” Mmm, sounds calming.

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Bed bigger than some studio apartments

Opening yet another hidden door, Cara says “experiential escape rooms” were a big influence on the house. Again, super relaxing.

Moving upstairs, we see an enormous wall of shelves featuring dozens of different flamboyant hats.

Just GUNNING for the lead in a 4 Non Blondes biopic.

“In my job, I have to wear a lot of different hats,” Cara explains. She’s speaking metaphorically, you see.

“So anyone who comes upstairs, you have to get a different hat.” Wait, scratch that – I don’t think it’s a metaphor.

Continuing her frankly exhausting commitment to exploring her inner child, Cara also shows us into her dress-up room:

Haters will say they're fake

And just in case you were somehow assuming she picked all this up at Target, Cara points out her Chanel surfboard - mounted on her Gucci wallpaper:

Just out of shot: Her Supre flippers

Watch all 14 glorious, ridiculous minutes of Cara Delevingne’s house tour below:

And while you’re at it, revisit two similarly iconic recent celebrity house tours: Gigi Hadid’s spectacularly tacky New York apartment and Kendall Jenner’s OTT “cozy LA hideaway” complete with energy rings, gold bath tub and X-rated artwork. Celebrities, please never stop letting us into your homes so we can jealously make fun of them.