Cheeky gardeners find chuckles in saucy vegetables

SEE where your mind wanders when you cop an eyeful of this low-hanging fruit and deep-rooted vegies from our naughty gardener readers.

Readers send us salacious pics of their malformed vegies.

WHO knew fruit and veg could be so sexy?

From raunchy root vegetables to saucy tomatoes, there’s a never-ending supply of hot and spicy delights turning up in our readers’ vegie patches and supermarket trolleys.

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If this doesn’t leave you keen for a root, nothing will. Kerryann calls these carrots plucked from her home garden “his and hers”.

Sam from Gisborne thinks this “tomato on viagra” is worth a standing ovation.

A carrot poses in the ultimate vegie Tinder profile pic for Susie, while she was preparing a family meal for New Year’s Eve.

We suppose this type of tomato grown by Evelyn from Benalla is especially thirsty.

Two “twin boys” Mark from Spotswood yanked from his nudist carrot garden.

Dean from the Mornington Peninsula was keen to let his mind wander to the gutter when gazing on this chilli he grew.

Kojo from Bruny Island needs a spicy recipe to accompany this aroused tomato.

We can only hope this carrot, found at Woolworths by Dawn from Mornington, eventually finds some dressing.

For Ralph from Ouyen, this dried-out orange is low-hanging fruit.

Not a hundred per cent sure what Bert in Shepparton sees in this tomato, but we hear he grows them to be exra saucy.

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