Fashion Critical: All the highs and lows of royal guests’ attire

AS the guests arrived for the highly anticipated wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Fashion Critical cast an eye over their choice of attire.

AS the guests arrived for the highly anticipated wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Fashion Critical cast an eye over their choice of attire.

Amal Clooney and George Clooney. Picture: AFP

AMAL CLOONEY: Nothing could top this outfit for me. Best on ground. The collie is EVERYTHING. Tough act to follow for ol’ Megs.

Victoria and David Beckham. Picture: Getty Images

VICTORIA AND DAVID BECKHAM: Posh’s funeral attire is appropriate because RIP me and the rest of the globe looking at the vision that is Becks. She looks heckin’ FIERCE too. Loving the red shoes.

Oprah Winfrey. Picture: AP

OPRAH: Oprah looking regal AF. A lovely hue and cut and a firm high five for scoring an invite because FAMOUS and RICH. Shoes by 2001.

Pippa Middleton and James Matthews. Picture: Getty Images

PIPPA MIDDLETON (MATTHEWS): Rather big of Pippa not to steal the frickin’ show this time. This is yawnsville.

Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian. Picture: Getty Images

SERENA WILLIAMS: Holy Janome, Serena looks amazing!! She’s even got her royal wave down pat. From the same Spotlight fabric section as Oprah.

Gina Torres. Picture: AP

GINA TORRES FROM SUITS: I have to say, a touch of Hollywood has stepped things up a notch. The Farshun here today is markedly (or should I say “Markle-ey) better than Kate and Wills’ nuptials. This is a most magnificent frock. I would totes repurpose this for the races.

Prince Harry and Prince William. Picture: Getty Images

PRINCE HARRY AND PRINCE WILLIAM: The lads are here!! Look at them chuckling merrily. I love that Harry has kept his hipster beard for the occasion. May the pash rash be kind to Megsy.

Gabriel Macht and wife Jacinda Barrett. Picture: AP

GABRIEL MACHT AND JACINDA BARRETT: When your co-worker is marrying a prince. No biggy. Harvey looks suave though I grow weary of every male wearing the same outfit. His lady friend looks most excellent. Totally event appropriate. One of my faves.

Patrick J. Adams and Troian Bellisario. Picture: AFP

PATRICK J ADAMS AND TROIAN BELLISARIO: Megan’s on screen loverrrrr innit? He looks fine. Meh. His lady looks sweet, but TOES!!! Put them AWAY!! Surely they don’t meet the dress code for Queeny?

Idris Elba and Sabrina Dhowre. Picture: AFP

IDRIS ELBA AND SABRINA DHOWRE: Cardigans as formal wear: If it’s good enough for Idris, it’s good enough for moi. Just kidding. It’s not.

Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice. Picture: Getty

PRINCESS BEATRICE AND PRINCESS EUGENIE: I don’t know which one is which but I’m frothing over the teal dress. Is it even teal? I love the skirt. Props to them both for abstaining from offensive headwear this time. The pale blue frock is dullsville McGee. I give it a C+.

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