Bendigo, Ararat, Mildura, Traralgon police station Google reviews

Much like hospitals, no one really wants to go to a police station — but here’s what some ‘reviewers’ had to say about their local nick.

They are the place no one wants to end up but this is how they were reviewed when locals found themselves at the cop station.

The cop shop. The nick. Whatever you want to call it, the police station is not somewhere you usually want to go. Apart from getting important documents signed, it usually means you’ve been the victim of something, be it a theft, a break-in, a stolen car or even assault. There is, of course, another reason why you could find yourself in front of the charging desk. That’s right, you’ve paid a visit not ‘under your own steam’. You’ve broken the law and you’ve got to pay the piper. Here is a list of unadulterated comments, many of them humorous, we found from people who’ve dropped-by — or been dropped-in — the local cop shop.

Traralgon police station

The beds are really comfy! I’ll be back for sure.

Jayne Calvert

Back of the divi was nice and clean, handcuffs a little too tight but that can be worked on, will definitely be back for a second review, 9/10 would do it again.

Rob

Bendigo police station

Worst hotel ever. Beds are hard as anything, graffiti everywhere, staff are quite rough. Little atmosphere and you can’t adjust the climate control system. No TV, no minibar, no room service! Don’t even get me started on the state of the bathrooms. Fairly sure the cleaning staff just hose the floor down with a pressure wash. Definitely not 5 star.

David Britt

Ararat police station

The lack of interior decorating in the rooms was depressing. Felt like an actual prison cell.

Whistler

Worst chicken parma ever.

Donuts Mademefat

Stawell police station

One police officer was rather nice to me and purchased me an ice cream from the local IGA. The other police officers kicked my skull in. Not really sure how I feel about this place but always nice to think about the good and bad memories.

Elbert Cooch

Mildura Police station

I was arrested — one star.

Anonymous

Lakes Entrance police station

Was put into handcuffs. Wasn’t too tight, wasn’t thrown around too much in the divvy, the cells were very accommodating and lovely staff, highly recommend!

Brad Peters

Echuca police station

I have to say I am a law abiding person, but do not like authority much. If you watch Woody Allen Movies you’ll know what I mean? However all of the police in Echuca who have dealt with me have been good, several very good.

Jeff Harris

Warrnambool police station

5/5, would get arrested multiple times happily.

John Halo

Portland police station

Some guy took my mountain dew, got him.

Hockley

Seymour police station

Handcuffing was very gentle. Police car comfy and spacious with good aircon. Will be back to get arrested by them again for sure.

Hamish Love

Ballarat police station

Terrible service, no pillow, no sheets, light wouldn't turn off, cold breakfast, no shower. 1 star.

Patrick McMahon

Nathalia police station

Comfortable, clean, great hospitality.

Ron Jacobs

Colac police station

Easy and secure access with available parking. Clean service area.

Dave Dickson

God bless the coppers except the ones booking me when I’m speeding and won’t listen to my fairy tale excuses.

Savvas Perisanidis

Bright police station

Thoroughly enjoyed my stay, staff did a wonderful job at making me feel very comfortable. Great place to bring the family, lively atmosphere too! 10/10 would recommend.

Brad Jones

Corio police station

Friendly staff, basic rooms and a touch chilly but cosy enough. Breakfast is provided. Checkout was a little drawn out, but overall a pleasant stay. Will probably be back.

Brett Couzens

Arrested me in the crime which I did not do so funny they are.

Sourabh Rana

Orbost police station

I really liked the way the policemen handcuffed you, they were really gentle getting me into the car, and put me into the cell. Overall, 5/5, would 100% get arrested by these guys again.

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