Coward bashed Cranbourne security guard in wild brawl
Thug’s Facebook “can’t catch me, bruz” boast failed badly after cops nabbed him for his part in a wild Cranbourne Park brawl.
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‘I’m useless’: Ice-addicted drug-driver cops massive ban
A Hastings 28-year-old tried ice twice and became hooked. Now she’s in residential rehab and won’t be getting behind the wheel for a very, very long time.
Dope dealing dad says cannabis cash came from ‘investments’
When police found $11k in a Noble Park North convicted dealer’s home he said it was cash from his ‘investment properties’ But cops knew better.
Drug dealer snatched ice stash from stolen car crash
A druggie in a stolen car legged it with bags of ice when the car crashed. Only she didn’t know an off-duty cop was watching her every move.
Mum’s promise to dob in alleged drug-dealer daughter
An accused dealer has been granted freedom after her mum told the court she would tell the cops if she used drugs or breached bail.
‘Goose’ pointed laser at cop chopper
A magistrate has had stern words for a Pakenham dad who shone a laser at a police helicopter and tried to take a cop’s gun.
Boozer with 500 criminal priors banned over bottle-o burglary
A bungled burglary has ended up with the thirsty thief on bail on the strict condition he stays away from pubs, restaurants and liquor shops, and doesn’t drink alcohol or take drugs.
Prolific Aspendale thief told to ‘get a job’
A thief with a mammoth rap sheet says he steals to buy ciggies and drugs as he isn’t given enough state trustees money to live on.
Mt Eliza drink-driving dad’s costly mistake
A dad who drove to pick up milk despite being banned for drink-driving has been slammed for his “terrible record” behind the wheel.
Crim uses toothbrush to smear prison walls with poo
A man “painted pictures” with faeces on a cell wall using his own toothbrush after being locked up for threatening to kill in Narre Warren South.
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