Kanye West and Bianca Censori turn trip through Italy into clown show

Public nudity, dressing like a clown and strolling the streets shoeless with Champagne — Kanye West and his Melbourne bride’s trek through Italy has the world talking and gawking.

It’s La Dolce Sleaza.

The clueless clown show that is Kanye West and his Melbourne “bride” Bianca Censori’s trek through Italy has got the whole world talking and gawking.

Certainly, with each sordid stunt, the odd couple are fast becoming a case study in high flyers acting low class.

West, a rapper and designer rebirthed as Ye, is a daily disaster, but many, including his ex-wife Kim Kardashian, have expressed concerned for him, and architect Censori.

To date, the lowest point happened on a boat ride in Venice. West was photographed with his pants around his knees, and his bare butt exposed to onlookers.

Meanwhile, Censori, wearing a trench coat, was squatted below deck between West’s legs.

Some questioned what she was doing, but sadly, most knew.

The sleazy moment turned the river of romance into a canal of carnal embarrassment.

Bianca Censori and Kanye West on the streets of Venice. Picture: Instagram

It’s been a steady spiral for Censori, from the leafy streets of Alphington, who supposedly tied the knot with West in an unofficial wedding ceremony in January.

Kardashian, the Empress of Beverly Hills, who shares four children with West, reportedly told her inner circle she is “worried about the new pics that have come out with Bianca” and doesn’t know “how will she explain it all to the kids.”

The insider alleged: “She’s embarrassed and worried for him — he’s wandering around barefoot with champagne in the street, something clearly isn’t right.”

Kardashian’s last remark related to Ye’s shameless shitshow in Florence, where the rapper, who once made a fortune designing runners for Adidas, doubled down on the bizzaro behaviour, and strolled the streets shoeless.

Hollywood Unlocked host, Jason Lee, dismissed it as a publicity stunt.

West and Censori take a river taxi. Picture: Cobra team / Backgrid

“I think the fact that people are talking about Kanye’s feet shows just how much power he still has in the wake of cancel culture,” Lee told the New York Post column, Page Six.

“I think it’s a smart and strategic move. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next time we saw shoes on his feet it would be a project that he designed.”

Censori’s weird fashion choices, no doubt dictated by West, are also concerning. She dyed her hair platinum and started wearing neutral-toned clothing soon after her alleged nuptials.

Censori has also appeared publicly in sheer Lycra, see-through body stockings, gimp masks, sans bra, and ridiculous ensembles that make Sam Smith’s ugly latex balloon outfit look normal.

Celebrity stylist Tavia Sharp, trying massive understatement on for size, told a US publication that Ye had refurbished Censori’s look.

Censori in a racy “nude” catsuit on the couple’s Italian trip. Picture: Backgrid

“Before Bianca met Kanye she did not have this futuristic look, style or identity. Back then, Bianca was probably trying to figure out who she was,” Sharp said.

However, social media vehemently disagreed.

“Dressing her like a clown and probably controlling every aspect of her life,” one Twitter user fumed.

“She looks miserable. She won’t last long. Kayne will find a new doll to dress up.”

Another raged: “He’s destroyed a beautiful woman and making a fool out of her with the ridiculous clothes and homeless look!”

Body language expert Judi James told The Mirror that West’s behaviour toward Censori signalled signs of obedience and love.

“If this relationship were all about the visuals and promoting his alpha credentials, he’d either be eyeing Bianca’s body or he’d have her draped over him in some kind of a boast,” Ms James said.

“But instead he looks really happy sitting (and) listening to her, which, as body language poses go, is a bit of a first for him,” James continued.