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Fashion Critical: All the red carpet frocks and shocks from the 2018 Logies

WHO raided the party supplies section at Big W for their Logies frock? The real verdict is in — Fashion Critical is back for the sassiest critique you’ll find on this year’s red carpet frocks.

TV Week Logies Red Carpet 2018

FAMED anonymous fashion blogger Fashion Critical is back for another year to give their no-holds-barred verdict on this year’s Logies frocks.

Here is the sassiest critique you’ll find of Australian TV’s night of nights.

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LEILA MCKINNON: Holy DISCO BALLZ, Leila’s stylist has confused her with Sonia Kruger! The dress seems very off brand, and I can only assume she was sponsored by the party section of Big W. Also, I get the disco hair and disco dress combo, but generally if you’re going to wear a cray dress, I’d leave the hair pretty minimalist. Perhaps a slick high pony? Overall, it’s a no for me.

Leila McKinnon. AAP Image/Dan Peled
Leila McKinnon. AAP Image/Dan Peled

ASHER KEDDIE: I’m not sure why, but I’m a bit disappointed by this. It’s pretty and inoffensive and what not, but Asher usually wows me with her choices (or her stylist does), and this leaves me flat. It’s a “meh” for me. Meh.com.au.

Asher Keddie. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
Asher Keddie. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

GEORGIA LOVE: When in doubt, wrap yourself in 650 kilometres of purple taffeta. I usually love what G. Lo wears, but alas, not this time. What in the name of Matty J’s rejection is going on here? To be fair, this is the dress of my 1980s eight-year-old dreams. I literally would have scrapbooked the HECK out of this.

Georgia Love. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
Georgia Love. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

KERRI-ANNE KENNERLEY: By the power of Kochie, she’s done it again! KAK has smashed it out of the park with this regal, red ensemble. She is the red dress emoji. And the praise emoji. Yassss queen!

Kerri-Anne Kennerley. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
Kerri-Anne Kennerley. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

KELLY ROWLAND: Poor Kelly. Roped into the Voice AU with a squillion dollar pay cheque. But not even a bucket load of cold hard cash can conceal the shame she feels at attending the Logies. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Her frock is FAB though! So much crunchy tin foil, straight from the oven and onto the red carpet.

Kelly Rowland. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
Kelly Rowland. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

LISA WILKINSON: Oh I just LOVE this on Lisa! The colours are SUPERB and the cut is glorious. Her hair, jewels, nails, I’m SICK FOR ALL OF IT. I daresay this may be one of my favourites for the night. Call me Lisa. Let’s do lunch.

Lisa Wilkinson. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
Lisa Wilkinson. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

RACHAEL FINCH: OH DEAR. Rachel did not get my memo about avoiding dresses made from old people’s doona covers. ESPECIALLY in the middle of winter. How unkind.

Rachael Finch. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
Rachael Finch. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

SAM FROST: Sam looks epic in this ensemble, and is suitably bronzed and highlighted for the Logies’ new Gold Coast location. I cannot, however condone plastic stripper shoes. Ever. On anyone. Though I congratulate her for her cute little toeeeeessss.

Sam Frost. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
Sam Frost. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

SONIA KRUGER: And the Silver Logie is … Sonny Kruger. Holy ACTUAL WHAT THE HECK, Batman. She looks SMOKING. This is totally studio 54 madness — check out the glo-mesh belt! But if anyone can pull it off, it’s our Sonny. MAJOR HIGH FIVES. Loving the hair, shoes and nail polish. Sonia, please have a quiet word with Leila. And for the love of Alf Stewart, make sure neither of you stand near a naked flame.

Sonia Kruger. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
Sonia Kruger. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

SYLVIA JEFFREYS: This is absolutely flawless from Slyvia. Perfection. I think this is my Best On Ground. I have nothing further your honour.

Sylvia Jeffreys. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
Sylvia Jeffreys. Photo: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

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