Who’s been nipped and tucked among Melbourne’s elite and where are the best plastic surgeons

Bolt-on boobs are out, and the perfect facelift is in. From Toorak to Brighton comes the buzz about who’s got what done and where to go for the best plastic surgery.

Whispers are circulating about who has been nipped and tucked among Melbourne’s elite.

Behind the high fenced walls of our expensive ‘burbs, from Toorak to Briggghton come the whispers of just who has been nipped, tucked, sucked and pricked. And no we aren’t talking about housewives husbands. Dah-ling one’s betrothed is the last things on the minds of our pilates toned Lululemon wearing social set. It’s all about who’s got what and where to go for the best plastic surgery.

Ever since matriarch Kris Jenner stepped out this month looking more like a Kardashian sister than the 69-year-old momager following a recent facelift, the “skinny bitch” cocktails have been chinking as to the who’s who of our top surgeons.

The trend for bolt-on boobs are getting deflated we are told despite Kylie Jenner recently letting slip who surgically enhanced hers to stay upright and tight.

Kris Jenner is looking more like a Kardashian sister than a 69-year-old momager. Picture: krisjenner/Instagram

“Twin airbags are out of fashion, but no one really goes to Melbourne to get their boobs done anyway” says one high society type on the quiet. Those seeking a lift in the surgically enhanced way prefer to travel to the Harbour City to seek out “breast master”, Dr Michael Miroshnik.

Nowadays the plastic fantastic trout pout, rigid frozen face and tacky hair extensions is considered a bit passe, with another high flying putting it somewhat more frankly: “They might f--- them, but they’re not going to take them home to meet mum.”

“It’s all about getting the right facelift these days anyway.”

Telltale “tweakments” – think a surgical scar around the ear – are the sign you haven’t seen the right surgeon.

Kylie Jenner recently revealed who did her boob job. Picture: Instagram

We are told no one is better in the plastic surgery biz than Dr Chris Moss when it comes to facelifts and rhinoplasties. Every week famous faces and well known names in business circles are behind blacked out Range Rovers driving into his Toorak Rd clinic, which even has it’s own luxury recovery rooms out back to avoid prying eyes.

While dinners parties stick to entree sizings given most people are on the jab of some sort, from Wegovy to Mounjaro (Ozempic is considered a bit old school), Dr Morris Ritz is the go to for those pesky muffin tops and thunder thighs that just won’t budge.

But now it’s all about the right teeth too, no longer is the trademark Hollywood or Instagram smile the prized look.

Handcrafted veneers from places like Dr Kia Pajouhesh of Smile Solutions are the new specialised trend so as not to have the cookie cutter gnashers.

Gone is the age of “wow I love her work” to “wow she looks amazing” as we enter the new era of the undetectable cosmetic procedures … you just have to pay more for it dah-ling!