What the Actual: Who were those girls behaving so, so badly?

It was the rude, crude top-end-of-Brissie sex romp that featured the most outrageous behaviour seen on a bicycle since Lance Armstrong cheated his way to seven Tour de France titles. So who were the amorous trio? Three names have been whispered in our ear.

THE Sunday Mail’s spy reveals the hottest slice of Brisbane gossip.

IT was the rude, crude top-end-of-Brissie sex romp that featured the most outrageous behaviour seen on a bicycle since Lance Armstrong cheated his way to seven Tour de France titles.

When three very uninhibited young women stumbled out of trendy restaurant Hellenika on to the footpath of Fortitude Valley’s swanky James St one March afternoon, the sea of passing hipsters had no idea it was about to be on for young and old.

Well, to be more accurate, it was about to be on for young … and not even a nearby bike was safe as passions exploded.

Thanks to the remarkable clarity of security vision and a mystery identity’s desire to share the extraordinary scenes – the women’s 10-minute street orgy became a viral video sensation online and has been watched by hundreds of thousands of people around the globe.

But it has also sparked several months of fevered speculation along James St about the identity of the three instant film stars.

The girls' acts were caught on camera.

Now, What The Actual?! is not about airing dirty laundry (just kidding, we totally thrive on gossip and scandal). But there are three names that have been whispered in our ear … and those three women have become quite shy since that Sunday afternoon walk on the wild side.

Some James St types have told What The Actual?! the women had indulged in a serve of “Special K” before things got loose. (That would be the drug ketamine – not the breakfast cereal).

One of the women whose name has been mentioned used to work as a topless waitress on the Gold Coast.

However, another had a far more wholesome education – as a diligent student at the Marist’s Mt Maria College on the northside.

The College proudly boasts that all students are taught to embrace and nurture individual, spiritual, intellectual, social and cultural gifts to make the world “a place of joyful hope”.

Um, we’re pretty sure the scenes from James St weren’t exactly what the good people of Mt Maria had in mind for their graduates.

Originally published as What the Actual: Who were those girls behaving so, so badly?