James Weir recaps Married At First Sight episode 39 reunion dinner | ‘Horrible’ MAFS texts leak

Text messages are exposed at a boozy MAFS reunion dinner. What was the insult that was bleeped out? James Weir reveals in the recap.

A Married At First Sight husband is accused of not being able to spell after “horrible” text messages insulting his ex-wife’s hair extensions are circulated in Sunday’s boozy semi-final episode, with Kia drivers and Western Sydney residents also mocked.

Stray bullets are flying everywhere tonight.

Trigger warning for those readers who own a Cerato, Carnival or Picanto. You may be offended.

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Only one of the 13 couples matched on this year’s social experiment remains together. We don’t remember their names. They were boring and didn’t say anything mean about their co-stars and that kind of behaviour is not how you get featured in these recaps.

Technically, there’s another couple that’s together. But these two people have paired up under suspicious circumstances. The camera shows a shadowy silhouette of a canoodling mystery pair.

It’s … me and my boyfriend Dave:

I’m so relieved we can finally announce our news to the world xx Picture: Channel 9.

OK, fine. My boyfriend Dave is still ignoring me. The controversial new couple is Jacqui and Clint. Will their public debut at tonight’s dinner party be as smooth as Clint’s really shiny forehead?

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic. Picture: Channel 9.

This reunion dinner party is all about settling scores. The MAFS freaks have been back in the real world for a few weeks, which has allowed them some quiet time to stew on perceived slights and get incredibly bitter. Everyone arrives tonight with an axe to grind.

“I can’t wait to get to the dinner party to tell everyone to get f**ked,” Sierah spits.

She still has beef with Awhina. Well, metaphorical beef – but that’s only because she had literal beef with Awhina’s husband, Adrian. Lest we forget the refrain: “We shared a plate of meat!”

#PlateOfMeat. Picture: Channel 9.

She’s still annoyed that everyone accused her of trying to cheat with Adrian. Not helping her case is the fact she has been texting him again since he left the experiment and ditched Awhina.

“I rage-texted him a couple of weeks ago,” she admits.

And what was in that rage-text?

Turns out, the screenshots have been leaked around the group. At the cocktail party, everyone quotes the receipts.

“Do you guys know about the text messages between Sierah and Adrian? Calling me a [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP],” Awhina vents.

The insult is censored out. What was said? News.com.au lodged a Freedom Of Information request with production company Endemol Shine. We have been informed by producers that Awhina was spelling out the C-word.

“She was ripping me to shreds,” she continues.

“This text message was next-level horrible,” Billy recalls.

There were also insults directed at Awhina’s hair extensions.

“What did I ever do to you? Why do you hate me and my tacky weave, Sierah?” Awhina says, rehearsing what she wants to say when Sierah arrives.

Doll, we know you’re angry, but don’t whip your weave around so much — a clump will fall out. Picture: Channel 9.

At this very moment, producers shove Sierah through the doorway. She pledges to seek revenge on Awhina for trying to take her down.

“Awhina’s just an asshole,” she declares. “I’m a woman on a mission. And that mission is to drop Awhina in the shit in front of everyone.”

And how will she do this? With top secret intel.

“I have some information,” Sierah states.

Ooh, intriguing. We love information! Please inform us, doll.

Sierah announces that Awhina said Adrian is a virgin who can’t drive.

OK, that’s not exactly what was said. Awhina allegedly called her ex a bad businessman who can’t spell. Close enough.

“What you said about Adrian is he’s stupid, he can’t spell, his business is a joke, he’s too stupid to run a successful business and he talked his sex game up,” Sierah says.

‘lol I can’t believe I just did that.’ Picture: Channel 9.

Adrian’s offended. Yes, he has to sound out all his words. But that doesn’t mean he can’t spell them!

“She said my business sucks, I’ll never be successful and I can’t spell!” he mumbles angrily. “She said I’m dumb! Do I seem like I’m dumb?”

Um … will you submit to a spelling bee quiz?

‘I am so smart — S.M.R.T... wait...’. Picture: Channel 9.

Finally, the freaks are herded to the dinner table and we’re treated to Jacqui cutting sick at Ryan.

“I tried! I tried my ass off! My literal ass! To make this relationship work!” she roars.

The reaction is unsurprisingly out of proportion and it’s why we’ll miss Jacqueline.

‘MARGH!’ Picture: Channel 9.

It has only been two weeks since she officially parted ways with husband Ryan, and now she’s revealing plans to move in with Clint at his Tasmanian mansion. The timeline of their romance is as sketchy as Adrian’s spelling ability.

In retaliation, Ryan mocks Clint for living in Tasmania: “Crawl back into whatever Tasmanian hole you crawled out of.”

Clint hits back – insulting Ryan, Kia drivers and all Western Sydney residents (ie. Married At First Sight’s key demo).

“Mate, you live in the western suburbs. I’m not in the western suburbs in a one-bedroom shithouse,” Clint laughs. “Jacqui’s gone from a Kia to a Ferrari.”

Yeah. A Ferrari with some damage to the windshield. Picture: Channel 9.

Ryan’s a used Camry, at best. Picture: Channel 9.

This is a low blow. Imagine the humiliation being felt by all Kia Rio drivers as they putter around town today. No one should be mocked for the kind of vehicle they drive.

Well. … Unless they drive a Nissan Cube.

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