Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O Henderson launch on Melbourne airwaves

Melbourne has finally woken up with Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O Henderson and the $200m pair were more outrageous and wild than ever.

Melbourne has finally woken up with the Kyle and Jackie O show after the powerhouse duo made their much anticipated debut on Monday morning.

Hosts Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O Henderson were true to controversial form for their new KIIS FM audience, with the $200m pair not holding back during their introduction from 6am.

Vowing to entertain and not be boring, the pair were more eye opening and wild than ever with no topic off limits, particularly in the first half an hour of discussion where they introduced themselves to their new Melbourne market.

Kyle began by saying it was a big day for him being his first wedding anniversary, as well as their launch on Victorian airwaves.

KIIS FM breakfast radio hosts Jackie 'O' Henderson and Kyle Sandilands. Picture: Supplied

They introduced their staff, and it only took a few minutes for Kyle to mention their homosexual newsreader Brooklyn used to be a “gay whore” and is “a woke piece of sh*t”.

We soon learnt that Jackie takes ages to connect dots, doesn’t like anal sex and, according to Sandilands, has kept her “p***y pristine” and is STI free.

“I’m a fuel guzzling ex F-boy, coke sniffing ass***e, that’s what I am,’’ Sandilands boasted.

The top rating Sydney show’s chief content director Bruno Bouchet, also Sandilands’ manager, told listeners he’s got a “freakishly long French foreskin”.

“Did you grow the beard to join the pro-Palestine movement,’’ Sandilands asked.

Intern Pete is a gay man, “but you rooted your female cousin” Sandilands said, with the next few sentences beeped out.

Little Alfie, the show’s coffee maker, said he “got car head” from a girl because he told her he works on the show.

Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O say they will never be boring. Picture: Supplied

Nick Cody, Fifi Box and Brendan Fevola head Melbourne’s top rating FM show. Picture: Supplied

The sex life of Lachie the Geek, the Melbourne correspondent, was explored while Pedro, “migrant we’ve employed”, had been appointed because he was “the best person for the job, not just a black lesbian” and “he’s got a tiny penis”, Sandilands told listeners.

They also spoke to Intern Pete who’s a “scam artist” while Ella, who runs social media, was quizzed about masturbating and her preference not to “suck d**k”. Another employee Nat has a secret talent: she can vape through her vagina.

Sandilands was very proud of their diverse staff.

Even Dora the Explorer got a drive by from Sandilands — “screw that b**ch too” — when he spoke about his son’s preference for Bluey.

Last week the radio wars heated up when Melbourne’s top-rating FM radio breakfast show, Fox FM’s Fifi, Fev and Nick, announced it had jacked up the prize for its “secret sound” competition to $150,000.

Kyle wanted to go one better and raised their secret sound prize for The Noise to $200,000.

Their advertising slogan has been ‘Make Up Your Own Mind’ and by 8am we also knew that Sandilands and Henderson weren’t fans of spitting on partners, which he saw Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden do during their relationship.

“They’d just spit in each other’s mouths and giggle,’’ he said. “It’s not romantic.”

“Welcome to KIIS FM,’’ they said.

Originally published as Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O Henderson launch on Melbourne airwaves