Killer Kon Georgiou has become the butt of all jokes after hiding phone in backside

Stories about convicted murderers really shouldn’t be this amusing. But the unusual situation faced by triple-killer Kon Georgiou in Goulburn Supermax really tickled Daily Telegraph readers.

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Stories about convicted murderers really shouldn’t be this amusing.

But the unusual situation faced by triple-killer Kon Georgiou in Goulburn Supermax really tickled Daily Telegraph readers.

The former Rebels bikie went on hunger strike in an attempt to keep hold of the phone he had illegally smuggled into prison and was hiding internally.

The object was detected in his bottom by guards during a routine scan and eventually after 12 days of close monitoring, nature won out on Tuesday.

Georgiou was jailed in 2003 for shooting dead three members of the Bandido bikie gang in the Blackmarket nightclub.

He was caught using phones in jail before and in 2010 was rumbled using one to update 150 friends on Facebook.

His plight has been read by thousands and 48 people felt moved to comment on the story, with a further 281 left on the Facebook post.

And Patricia, for one, enjoyed some of the ‘wit’ on display.

She wrote ‘Thanks for all the clever comments ... brightened up our day’

So we thought it might be fun to reprise some of the best.

ON THE WEBSITE

Andrew: Excuse me, nature’s calling

Marky: Smart phone, or fart phone

Ken D: I bet that caused a stink among the prison warders

Michael Hamilton: Have they never heard of laxatives

Ken D: I wonder if he used a selfie stick

John: What a bummer. If you try hard enough, you’ll aways find an opening

Trevor: Who gives a crap

Dean: I bet he’s glad it’s not the 80s

Paula: Ouch! I remember my first mobile

Jo: Booty call

Graham: I wonder what his ring tone was?

Michael: (Answering question above) Light brown

Colin: Probably heavy on the bass

Roz: Could have been ‘I hear ya knockin’ but ya can’t come in’

John: Van Morrison’s Brown Eyed Girl

Lachlan: I bet the reception stinks

Shaun: Hate to think where the charger was hidden

Johnny: Poor old Kon won’t be playing SuperCoach

ON FACEBOOK

Peter Binnion: I wonder if he butt-dialled anyone

Alan Heeps: Tried to ring himself but call was blocked.

Laura Mac: I hope it wasn’t the iPhone 6Plus

Steve Johnston: Why am I hearing Kevin Bloody Wilson in my head?