Aussie Shore has arrived and it’s so much more explicit than expected

A brand new Australian reality show has dropped on streaming, and it’s about as X-rated as it gets. WARNING: Explicit images.

Warning, spoilers – and explicit images – ahead for the first two episodes of Aussie Shore.

“We’re hot, we’re horny, and we’re ready to f**ing party.”

There’s no better quote to sum up the latest reality show that’s just hit our screens. We’re calling it: This is perhaps the most explicit series in the history of Australian television.

Paramount+ has dropped the first two episodes of Aussie Shore, a local iteration of the smash hit Jersey and Geordie Shore franchises made famous in the US and UK, respectively.

It follows 11 housemates from all over the country as they live in the same house in Cairns, Queensland, for several weeks. Booze, parties, sex, full-frontal nudity? This show’s got it all, and then some.

The first two episodes of Aussie Shore have arrived.

If that seems unsurprising for the notoriously sordid franchise, there is an even more extreme moment thirty minutes into the very first episode.

Two housemates, Catia, 23, and Kyle, 25, (who met only hours earlier) engaged in what they called a “piss transplant” in the pool.

“We’re peeing on each other,” Kyle declares. “Three, two, one, release.”

He continues, asking Catia, “Can you feel my stream?”

“The sexiness in the pool, we were doing some dirty s**t,” Kyle later says in a confessional.

“I don’t know if anyone’s ever heard of it before, but we did a piss transplant. I had her locked on my waist, and we just started pissing.”

The so-called "piss transplant" between Catia and Kyle.

Piss transplants are the new spit swear.

From the outset, the standout firecracker of the cast appears to be 21-year-old Lily, who proudly tells everyone she “f**ked” her boss “in the work freezer”.

“I’m a professional flirter, my thing is penis,” she introduces herself. “I’ve got the best rack ever.”

“I’m going to meet new people, f**k new people, drink, party, it’s going to be f**king electric,” she finishes.

Young Lily is the first of the cast to christen the “shag pad” alongside her co-star Con, 27, who both get it on with one another on the first night.

Lily is a real firecracker.

Sun, sea and sex, Aussie Shore has it all.

Come episode two, we’re introduced to the “house boss”, Geordie Shore breakout star Charlotte Crosby, who featured in 12 seasons of that show from 2011 until 2016.

She’s now running the show down under, tasking the housemates with working various jobs around the city in between their partying lifestyles.

Crosby, now a mother-of-one with another baby on the way, was left speechless after entering the house and venturing into the shag pad, where she discovered a raunchy item she’d never heard of before.

In a promising sign the cast are practising safe sex, the shag pad was fit with dental dams, which are thin pieces of latex used for certain … oral activities.

“We didn’t have these on our show,” Crosby laughed.

Meet the cast of Aussie Shore.

We also meet newcomers Lexie, 23, and Cooper, 27, who arrive the day after everyone else.

Lexie (not to be confused with this writer – please) makes herself known immediately, boasting about her ability to burp and fart on cue.

Making up the cast is I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here star Callum Hole, who is set to arrive later, as well as Jaeda, Manaaki, Nardos and Tom.

The first two episodes of Aussie Shore are now streaming on Paramount+, with new episodes dropping weekly on Thursdays

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