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You Can Get it Walking, You Can Get it Talking

You can get arrested just for standing around. A hard-earned thirst for power needs a big cold fear, and the best cold fear is in Victoria.

Dan is Melbourne’s prince of darkness
Dan is Melbourne’s prince of darkness

You can get arrested just for standing around. A hard-earned thirst for power needs a big cold fear, and the best cold fear is in Victoria.

Recent arrests down in Danland include a woman whose strolling was judged to be criminal:

Our friend Avi Yemini was also captured by Dan’s vigilant enforcers after he attempted to cover a rally:

Two old ladies blatantly sitting on a park bench were eventually subdued by five members of Victoria’s elite bench squad:

Former Collingwood player Dane Swan is unimpressed by Melbourne’s new tyranny:

From midnight this Sunday, September 13, the city’s 8pm curfew will be pushed back an hour to 9pm (it will still cease at 5am) and the allowable outdoor exercise period will be doubled to two hours.

There will also be the introduction of a “single person bubble”, which will allow one nominated visitor if a person is living alone or a single parent with all children under 18.

But evidently that wasn’t the news ex-Collingwood star Swan was hoping to hear.

“This motherf***er is really wearing on my patience,” Swan wrote, after Andrews delivered the news.

“Gonna be a LOT of fines coming the government’s way the next couple months. The rule breaking is gonna get a lot worse whether anyone likes it or not.”

Swan might soon receive a knock on his door. A Victorian knock.

(Via Jill.)

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Original URL: https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/blogs/tim-blair/you-can-get-it-walking-you-can-get-it-talking/news-story/b583ab5ed18e969131365e390b966dad