Play Stupid Games, be Nominated for Stupid Prizes

The Black Lives Matter movement has bashed, beaten and burned its way to a Nobel Peace Prize nomination.

White BLM trash cheer that one black guy who turned up

Seriously:

The BLM movement was linked to 91% of the riots that occurred across the country over the summer, which resulted in the most expensive property damage in insurance historyhttps://t.co/nB6cxFRLkK https://t.co/9qVrLTD7nE

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) January 29, 2021

This was forecast several months ago by satirical site the Babylon Bee, which has an eerie ability to predict lunacy way ahead of schedule:

Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled pic.twitter.com/d5az2blJsM

— Kyle Mann/Womann (@The_Kyle_Mann) January 29, 2021

But who, if BLM wins the prize, will step forward to claim it? Perhaps this fleet-of-foot fellow is game for another moment of glory:

"What do you mean you don't think we should get a Nobel Peace Prize for this?" pic.twitter.com/te479P0rFL

— Aldous Huxley's Ghostâ„¢ (@AF632) January 30, 2021

And maybe the black owner of a torched business will congratulate BLM for educating him about racism.

In related news, today marks the two-year anniversary of Jussie Smollett’s fake racist attack:

.@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery.

This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) January 29, 2019

Detailed analysis of that still-unsolved hate crime is provided by Dave Chappelle: