The Daily Mail scored exclusive photo access to the Parisian wedding of chef-to-the-elite Guillaume Brahimi and “chicken heiress” Tamie Ingham last week – a gathering the tabloid breathlessly dubbed “the celebrity wedding of the year”. A pity it did so little with them.

Never one for restraint, the publication laid out a photo album of the lux Musée Rodin event, which seemed to draw so many Australian A, B and C listers you could assume the entire Double Bay Friday lunch crowd had been lifted and plonked down on the Seine.