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If your Future is Made in Australia you’ve got Buckley’s
A retired self-styled tech guru and sustainability entrepreneur has patented a number of products he is keen to pitch to the Albanese government to be proudly subsidised and manufactured in Australia.
Rowan DeanSatiristIn shock news this week, it was revealed that a man living on a remote cattle station in the far north Kimberley region of Western Australia is not involved in any legal action whatsoever with anyone in relation to the Brittany Higgins rape allegations.
The man, who would prefer not to remain anonymous, laments that he has not defamed anybody, has not been defamed by anyone, did not have any contact with, did not sleep, party, take drugs, organise massages, appear on television, attend a function with, rent a flat from or in fact has never heard of anyone called Brittany, Bruce, Taylor, Linda, Michaelia, Fiona, ScoMo, Nikola, Lisa, Shane, Mark or anybody remotely related to the case.
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