In this world, where the future is still maddeningly difficult to predict, it is my own champagne problem to prepare this column six weeks ahead of its print date. What to write when we have so little idea of what even the very near future holds?

The Met Gala, which is meant to be held on the first Monday in May, has been rescheduled for September. What about Afterpay Australian Fashion Week, scheduled for the first week of June? Ask again later.