Becoming a parent opens up your social media feed to a whole range of content and creators about which you might not have otherwise given two figs. It was via this intravenous internet drip I learnt this week that Paris Hilton’s son was a full month old before she ever changed his nappy.

For those of you who don’t regularly have to perform nappy maths: newborns go through 10 or 12 every day of their early lives, meaning this was not a case of Paris missing out on 30 or 60 close encounters of the turd kind, but rather north of 300 changes before she finally took the baby from the nanny and did the job herself.

Washington Post