Phones ‘ringing off the hook’ for soft porn ‘sex-plore’ hotel deal at Stamford Hotels

You’ll have to book months in advance if you want to test out the erotic love lounge and get your Kama Sutra on with the Stamford Hotel group’s steamy sex package.

Stamford Hotels and Resorts can’t keep pace with demand for their erotic Black Label Enhancements package with guests eager to try their hand at Kama Sutra positions on the special “love lounge” urged to book months in advance.

As revealed in The Advertiser, selected Stamford hotels including the Stamford Grand Adelaide at Glenelg and hotels in Brisbane, Melbourne and Sydney are offering the steamy extra to its basic Romance and Seduction package with the invitation for “incorrigible lovers” to “sex-plore” each other and attempt “advanced Kama Sutra positions.”

Stamford Grand Adelaide marketing for its “love lounge”.

Screen shot from video promoting the love lounge in the Black Label Enhancements package … we had to cover some bits up though!

Stamford’s vice president of operations Tamer Habib told The Advertiser there had been an avalanche of inquiries about the Black Label Enhancerments deal.

“It is our best selling package, every day across our hotels it is very, very popular,” he said.

“I am based in Sydney and after your story our receptionists today are all busy taking inquiries about this package. The phones just haven’t stopped ringing.”

Mr Habib said people keen to experience the package need to book well in advance, preferably months ahead if it is for a special occasion such as a wedding anniversary, or miss out due to limited supply of the “love lounges”.

“It comes with a special card, like a fold out birthday card, with drawings showing all the positions people can try using the lounge,” Mr Habib said.

The couples’ kit with Stamford Grand Adelaide’s Black Label Enhancements package.

“The lounge is put in the room before the guests arrive and is fully cleaned carefully afterwards with disinfectant and put into wrapping in storage until it is booked again.”

The deal is available at the Stamford Grand Adelaide at Glenelg, Sir Stamford at Circular Quay in Sydney, Stamford Plaza Melbourne and Stamford Plaza Brisbane.

Stamford’s online marketing of the package includes a link to a video showing a completely naked woman and a man wearing jocks enthusiastically simulating around 20 sexual positions – some requiring considerable agility – on the love lounge designed to help with angles and gravity.

A warning notes the video is for adults only, and access is password protected — but the advertising gives the password.

“A vast range of exciting sexual positions are made possible, including the advanced positions of the Kama Sutra,” Stamford’s promotional material states.

The couples’ kit for Stamford’s Sydney and Brisbane hotels.

“Other positions allow for greater eye contact, physical closeness and tantalising views, providing a significant enhancement to your sense of togetherness and intimacy – leading you to a longer and more pleasurable intimate time together.”

The deal also offers a couples’ kit to keep which “includes a contoured eye mask to restrict your partner’s sight as you tease them with the powerful bullet vibrator,” the promotion states for the Adelaide and Melbourne hotels.

“The set also includes two love dice so you can sex-plore each other! Roll the dice to discover what action you’ll have to perform on which body part.”

The Sydney and Brisbane hotels have a slightly different kit, with “a satin-finish vibrating egg, three erotic foreplay dice, and cinnamon-flavoured arousal gel.”

Guests keen to enjoy the spice in life can also taste test the “aphrodisiac menu to provide that extra zest for life” with dishes featuring oysters, asparagus, pine nuts, ginseng root, ginger and ginko nuts.

Arrivals needing a bit of pep in their love life are told: “Time honoured aphrodisiacs, kept secret by many cultures around the world, are part of this selection of tempting and delicious libido-boosting creations.”