How to make every flight feel like first class

Overseas flights can be an uncomfortable, hellish experience. The longer they are, the worse it gets. But there are some things you can do to make them bearable.

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When you think about it, one of the ridiculous things humans complain about has to be flying. It’s this completely magical thing we invented, travelling over oceans and time zones to a place we want to be, whether it’s a holiday or home.

Even from the cramped seats of a budget airline, an overseas flight can be survived. In fact, it can be something enjoyed and there are things you can do to reclaim this time. Here are our pro tips to help make your economy flight feel like first class.

1.    PRE-FLIGHT LOUNGING

Starting your flight, or surviving a lengthy stopover, with unlimited snacks, open bar, comfy couches and fast Wi-Fi can definitely put you in the right mood to appreciate the majesty of the skies. While lounge access might seem a little bourgeois, all-in-one passes such as DragonPass, LoungePass and PriorityPass can cost little as $30 in airports outside of Australia.

Sites like LoungeBuddy provide a fast, easy way to find airport lounges, explore amenities and understand access requirements. Also, if you find you’re using an airline fairly regularly, joining their rewards program really does pay off and makes you privy to loyalty perks like priority check-in, flight deals and discounts, and access to airport lounges. You’re also more likely to receive an upgrade or at the very least a better economy class experience.

2.        COMFORT IS KEY

An obvious advantage of being in first class is the space (as well as that cheeky glass of bubbles). But for those of us relegated to cattle class, there are a few things that can make that 74cm of leg space feel like a first-class experience.

While most draw the line at changing into PJs for an overnight long-haul flight, simply wearing soft, stretchy pants, warm socks or a snuggly jumper can help make all the difference. Investing in a decent travel pillow and even portable footrest can give you more of that ‘Sunday-on-the-couch’ feel when you’re on the long haul.

3.    STAY CLEAN MY FRIENDS

Long flights can leave anyone feeling less than fresh. The low air pressure and dry conditions cause a variety of weird things to happen to our body — from the build-up of fluids and gas to headaches and travel acne  —  so it’s no surprise we often arrive at our destination feeling as though we haven’t showered in a week.

Even without the complimentary, designer toiletry pouch given to you in first class, you can still create your own awesome in-flight pack to leave you feeling first-class fresh:

• Wet wipes or make-up wipes for your face
• If you’re feeling particularly fancy micellar water or a hydrating mist will make you feel 60 per cent more human if you spritz throughout
• Eye drops
• A toothbrush, floss and mints
• Roll-on deodorant
• Paw Paw ointment, not only for your lips but you can also dab some under your eyes for a quick moisture high
• A clean pair of undies (seriously)

4.    ESCAPE THE NOISE, AND POTENTIALLY BAD IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT

Leaving your in-flight entertainment in the hands of your airline is an amateur move. Pack yourself a couple of items to help curb the boredom should re-runs of Gilmore Girls fail to help the many, many hours pass. Load your device with a movie or binge-worthy TV show, and make sure to download your favourite podcast or book at the airport.

5.    UP YOUR SNACK GAME AND STAY HYDRATED

It’s a little-known fact that flying reduces your sense of smell and therefore your ability to taste. When we hit 30,000 feet our tastebuds are numbed just as they are when we are sick. Combined with the low humidity and dry air making us dehydrated, lack of saliva means our tongues are not working as well as they should.

Although sitting in first or business class doesn’t protect you from the effects of flying, the food is cleverly curated for a more enjoyable food experience.

So in economy, if you pre-order the gluten-free or vegan option, you’ll not only be served before everyone else, you’ll also avoid the more overly processed meals. We also recommend you grab a big bottle of water after you pass through security — and a sweet treat for dessert.

6.    THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE

We’ve all heard the supposed tricks to scoring an upgrade — arrive early, dress to impress, pretend you’re on your honeymoon — and we’re sure that sometimes they work, but usually the only options are window, middle or aisle. The key here is to not get tricked into the seat perceived as being the best, for example, the aisle seat. The aisle means you will still have to move should either of your row buddies need to use the bathroom and depending on how long your limbs are you may also cop a whack from the trolley during dinner.

Another favoured choice is the exit row, however you should know beforehand the seats don’t recline and you’re only allowed hand luggage to be stowed overhead — not ideal when you’re packing the aforementioned snacks.

Above all adjust your attitude when you hit altitude; the act of air travel is still one of the most incredible things humans have figured out how to do.

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Originally published as How to make every flight feel like first class