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I’ve told my partner he needs hearing aids. He won’t listen
If missing out on vital bits of conversation isn’t motivation enough, our Modern Guru has a modern solution.
- Danny Katz
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Some blokes drink tea. Why can’t waiters understand that?
It could be a gender thing, but easy solutions include a little dance, writes our Modern Guru.
- Danny Katz
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Excitement! Resent! A letter’s exclamation marks reveal their own story
It’s a question about who gets what after a separation; in answering it, our Modern Guru notes the writer’s choice of punctuation.
- Danny Katz
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My dinner guests bring me unwelcome gifts. How to feed them the truth?
Only one way will work, writes our Modern Guru.
- Danny Katz
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Schoolkids won’t give up their bus seats. I’m not standing for it
Yes, things have changed, writes our Modern Guru: blame spineless modern parenting.
- Danny Katz
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Should I tell the braless friend of a friend that her breasts wobble?
Let her celebrate her jiggle, writes our Modern Guru.
- Danny Katz
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Do flyers for my church count as junk mail?
Try to spot any subtle signs that the inhabitants may not want your flyer, suggests our Modern Guru.
- Danny Katz
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Help! The kid next door is constantly kicking a ball against our shared fence
The annoyance can break your brain – but our Modern Guru has found a solution.
- Danny Katz
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Should I have corrected my son’s teacher’s spelling?
Give them a break, writes our Modern Guru. They were exhausted, possibly inebriated – and thankfully, not relying on autocorrect.
- Danny Katz
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Some ban bananas on boats to stop bad luck, but do I have to play along?
We should respect all professions’ traditional mumbo-jumbo, writes our Modern Guru.
- Danny Katz
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