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My girlfriend’s silly selfies are posing a dilemma

This might have a disastrous effect on the relationship, but our Modern Guru has the answer.

  • Danny Katz

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I’ve told my partner he needs hearing aids. He won’t listen

If missing out on vital bits of conversation isn’t motivation enough, our Modern Guru has a modern solution.

  • Danny Katz

Some blokes drink tea. Why can’t waiters understand that?

It could be a gender thing, but easy solutions include a little dance, writes our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

Excitement! Resent! A letter’s exclamation marks reveal their own story

It’s a question about who gets what after a separation; in answering it, our Modern Guru notes the writer’s choice of punctuation.

  • Danny Katz

My dinner guests bring me unwelcome gifts. How to feed them the truth?

Only one way will work, writes our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

Schoolkids won’t give up their bus seats. I’m not standing for it

Yes, things have changed, writes our Modern Guru: blame spineless modern parenting.

  • Danny Katz
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Should I tell the braless friend of a friend that her breasts wobble?

Let her celebrate her jiggle, writes our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

Do flyers for my church count as junk mail?

Try to spot any subtle signs that the inhabitants may not want your flyer, suggests our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

Help! The kid next door is constantly kicking a ball against our shared fence

The annoyance can break your brain – but our Modern Guru has found a solution.

  • Danny Katz

Should I have corrected my son’s teacher’s spelling?

Give them a break, writes our Modern Guru. They were exhausted, possibly inebriated – and thankfully, not relying on autocorrect.

  • Danny Katz

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