Starc takes fastest five-wicket haul in history as West Indies shot out for 27

Kingston: Mitchell Starc did everything in his power to not make his 100th Test in Kingston about him, uncomfortable with the adulation that has come his way after bringing up such a special milestone.

That was until he was thrown a new pink ball — and the carnage began.

A stunning five-wicket haul from Starc, coupled with a late hat-trick from Scott Boland, spearheaded Australia to a resounding series whitewash against a West Indies outfit whose batting reached embarrassing new lows on Monday in Jamaica.

Set 204 to claim their first win over Australia in the Caribbean since 2003, the West Indies slumped to 6-11 in 5.2 overs.

They were eventually bowled out for 27 in 14.3 overs. On day three alone, 14 wickets fell for just 49 runs.

Read Tom Decent’s full report here.

And that, friends, countrymen, is all for now.

Test cricket at T20 pace, it’s the latest thing. Australia far too good, West Indies so far off the pace with bat-in-hand. Plenty of questions for the visitors on that front mind you, anyone know of an opening bat? We need at least one by the Ashes.

That’ll do Mitchell, that’ll do.Credit: AP

Tom Decent will have all the wash-up and player ratings from Kingston before he hits the Red Stripes and the red-eye home, we’ve got more records and statistics than you can poke a piece of jerk chicken at, so stick around.

But as for this fast-paced, action-packed, cliche-riddled blog, we’re done.

Carl Hooper didn’t mince words on ABC commentary as he watched the Windies fall apart.

Remember, Hooper was in tears at the back of the box when this same side pulled off one of the all-time great Test wins at the Gabba 18 months ago. He’s called for West Indies coach Darren Sammy to be punted and Andre Coley to return in charge of red-ball cricket.

No surprises here. Mitchell Starc is man of the match with seven wickets, he finishes as player of the series too with 15 scalps across the three Tests.