Here’s a question for you all: how do we make the Olympics run 24/7? For 365 days of the year? Who must I speak with to make this happen?
If you sense an excitement bordering on delirium, that’s because we’ve just had another cracking day of Olympics action in Paris. It’s almost too much fun.
And it rolls on tomorrow.
Of course, you’ll spend the morning watching that epic women’s 200m freestyle final on repeat (tip for young players: use ALT-TAB to quickly hide your screen from the boss), but there was so much more to enjoy from Day 3.
In case you missed it overnight (or you didn’t, because you’re a damn legend and you pulled an all-nighter), here’s a summary (times in AEST).
- Mollie O’Callaghan touched out Ariarne Titmus with the fastest 200m swim in Olympic history. Titmus takes silver, our first 1-2 in the pool for 20 years.
- Equestrian Christopher Burton is a silver medallist. The man from Toowoomba rode Shadow Man to second in the individual eventing. You absolutely must read about their special bond in Rob Harris’s excellent piece.
- Kaylee McKeown cruised into the 100m backstroke semis. That final is at 4.57am tomorrow. She’s defending her gold from Tokyo.
- The women’s rugby sevens team is on fire. They romped into the semis – against Canada at midnight – after torching Ireland 40-7. If they win that, the gold medal match is 3.45am Wednesday.
- There were no medals but plenty to be proud about from our men’s 10m synchronised platform divers and canoeist Tristan Carter.
- In a shock during the heats, Sam Short didn’t qualify for the men’s 800m freestyle final. Fellow Australian Elijah Winnington did. That’s on at 5.03am in the morning.
- We’re still in the dark about the triathlon. The pollution in the Seine is a real concern. The men’s triathlon is due to happen at 4pm. We’ll find out what’s happening and bring it to you.
- Australia is a real medal chance in the men’s shooting. The final of the trap shooting is on at 11.30pm, and James Willett qualified in first place.
- Alex de Minaur and Alexei Popyrin are out in the men’s tennis doubles. In the singles, Novak Djokovic beat Rafael Nadal in straight sets.
It all continues tomorrow. Besides what we’ve already mentioned, the Boomers are back on at 9.30pm and the Kookaburras at 3.45am the following morning. Plus golden girl Jess Fox’s first run in the canoe slalom (C1) comes at 11pm. She’s the defending Olympic champion (plus just a champion in general, obviously).
We’ll see you back here this evening for more. Until then, I’ll leave you with this observation: the beer’s better than the coffee in Paris. Right now, we may just trust that instinct.