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James Colley is a comedian from Western Sydney and head writer for ABC TV's Gruen and Question Everything.

Yes, sport is our art. But Penrith’s cultural impact goes beyond the Panthers

Yes, sport is our art. But Penrith’s cultural impact goes beyond the Panthers

We were also used as a post-apocalyptic setting in the Mad Max reboot!

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Help! My daughter is starting to remind me of myself

Help! My daughter is starting to remind me of myself

What are children if not divine vengeance?

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I signed up for a one-way ticket to hell and (somehow) came out transformed
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Musings

I signed up for a one-way ticket to hell and (somehow) came out transformed

Group fitness: the term is a combination of two of my least favourite things.

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Building a flower bed: how hard can it be?
Opinion
Musings

Building a flower bed: how hard can it be?

I made my flower bed, I’ll lie in it.

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When did going to the shops become so awful?

When did going to the shops become so awful?

I used to love the shops. The shops were the great equaliser.

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In the midst of moving home, I suddenly understood minimalism

In the midst of moving home, I suddenly understood minimalism

Who put all this junk in my house? It couldn’t have been me.

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Becoming a father changed my perspective on everything, including dad rock

Becoming a father changed my perspective on everything, including dad rock

As a kid, Cat’s in the Cradle was a cautionary tale about a neglectful father. But as an adult, I recognise the feeling of being trapped in the system.

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Every group chat needs an annoying friend who has no shame

Every group chat needs an annoying friend who has no shame

They will happily send three texts in a row even when they haven’t received a reply.

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A half-marathon? I would rather die than do that again

A half-marathon? I would rather die than do that again

A hypothetical bad idea was suddenly transformed into an ongoing mistake. I’d joined a long-distance race.

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I tried to find my real self, and he wasn’t worth finding

I tried to find my real self, and he wasn’t worth finding

I have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. There isn’t a lot going on in here. It’s a shame, really. I’ve always wanted to be brooding and mysterious.

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From goo goo ga ga to Nah: My baby has a new favourite word

From goo goo ga ga to Nah: My baby has a new favourite word

This new discovery has proved a real game-changer for both the baby and her parents.

  • by James Colley

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