Harry Potter insults: 10 killer comebacks

WANT to fling a sick burn at someone who is giving you grief? Try some Harry Potter insults such as, “Even Dobby wouldn’t touch your socks!”

Don’t know what to say when bullies abuse you? You will now.

IF YOU’RE a witch or a wizard who’s being bullied, there’s a handbook to help you fight back.

Available on Amazon, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook is full of “101 Comebacks For The Slytherin In Your Life”.

The witty one-liners were written by Birdy Jones and Laura Moss, who came up with the idea when they were sharing a butterbeer at a Harry Potter-themed birthday party a few years ago.

Here are 10 of the best comebacks from the handbook:

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Slytherin In Your Life is available on Amazon.

Originally published as Harry Potter insults: 10 killer comebacks