Batman’s penis revealed in new DC comic
THE caped crusader’s junk has been revealed in a new DC Black Label comic and people are losing their minds.
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HOLY humdinger, Batman!
The latest instalment of comic books starring the Caped Crusader comes with a racy reveal: Bruce Wayne’s naked weenie.
The NSFW glimpse (which you can see uncensored here) appears in Batman: Damned, the third title from DC Comics’ new Black Label imprint, which is aimed at producing grittier, more mature content.
Writer Brian Azzarello and illustrator Lee Bermejo, who also worked together on the edgy graphic novel Joker, inserted the penile panel after Batman suffers a brutal stabbing in a Gotham City alley and awakens to discover that his wounds have disappeared. Naturally, he has to make a full inspection.
The book’s plot makes for a departure from Bruce Wayne’s suave composure and hints at the character’s deeper psychological demons.
Still, while Batman’s mind may be breaking, his body is breaking the internet.
I can't believe the phrase "Batman penis" will be in my search history forever.
â HAUNTED PLAYSTATION MINI (@YSSMAN) September 19, 2018
Y'all, I've had a weird enough week. I've already been forced to think about Toad in relation to a penis. Do I really need to have Batman's penis be top of mind right now, too?
â Britton Peele (@BrittonPeele) September 19, 2018
in the past two days i've found out i have a bigger penis than both the president and batman i'm feeling myself rn
â brady (@bray_guevara) September 19, 2018
imagine the responsibility of being the first artist to OFFICIALLY draw batman's penis
â Sonia (@Sonia_P_L) September 19, 2018
Batmanâs penis eh?
â âILΣ ð (@Vileself) September 19, 2018
This is what weâve come to.
Wonder what he calls it?
Batdick
Batcock
Batschlong
Batpole
Batawang
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Wtf am I even writing here? Haha
This is how Batman will reacts when he logs onto twitter and finds everyone is talking about his penis. pic.twitter.com/qAvCZDaJnP
â The Trash Man Cometh (@EdHasTweets) September 19, 2018
This article was originally published on the New York Post
Originally published as Batman’s penis revealed in new DC comic