On behalf of all women, thanks Miranda Kerr – for nothing
ON BEHALF of the female population of the western world, I’d like to give a very big thanks to Miranda Kerr – for nothing.
ON BEHALF of the female population of the western world, I’d like to give a very big thanks to Miranda Kerr – for nothing.
THE large load of rubbish dumped beside the Mary River over the weekend is a disgrace, something that should upset all residents.
Not sure whether I want to rekindle the Hank-Dusty relationship. Sure, the sex was great. But I’m not up for a bloke who wants to fix my broken railing.
ANOTHER well-known Gympie dairy family has hung up the milking cups for the last time, with the Guppy brothers selling their herd at Lobwein Rd on Tuesday.
HANK strides towards them, grabs the iPhone, then pulls the cameraman’s arm behind his back. Cops converge. “Some joke. Bloke’s dead.”
I GLIMPSE a flash of red, the mankini, point. Red races after him, shoulders aside dripping teenagers their arms around each other, hugs, kisses, tears.
TODAY The Gympie Times features 21 pages of photos from Gympie’s high school formals.
TELEVISION cameras arrive. The kids at the northern end of the beach gather into their school group, wet, sandy, elated, screaming. Mass for the camera.
NEWS of a possible coal mine to Gympie’s north will be welcome in Gympie region, hit hard by economic and social trauma in the past decade.
I WILL give you one guess to work out what I hate about sport this week; it’s banning the shoulder charge in rugby league.
TODAY’S front page on the state government not paying half the cost of fencing in the Mary Valley shows the Traveston Crossing Dam debacle continues to drag on.
All the glitz and glamour of the Gympie State High School formal.
All the glitz and glamour of the James Nash State High School formal
Al the glitz and the glamour of the Cooloola Christian College formal in Gympie
All the glitz and the glamour of the Victory College formal in Gympie
All the glitz and glamour from the Gympie Special School formal.
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