The best reactions to Fifty Shades of Grey

FIFTY Shades of Grey has been soundly spanking the box office since it premiered around the world last week, and we’ve pulled some of the best first impressions the sex-filled flick.

FIFTY Shades of Grey has been soundly spanking the international box office since it premiered around the world last week.

And, while the sex-filled flick has been widely panned by the critics as “dull” and “disappointing,” it hasn’t stopped celebrities from flocking to see it.

Here are some of the funniest reactions to Fifty Shades.

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The best quote came from Madonna, who told Billboard: “I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, ‘Hmm, a lot of spanking.’

“I also thought, ‘This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.’ I’m sorry, but no one eats p*ssy as much as the guy in that book.”

Thanks, Madge.

Girls night watching a private screening of Fifty Shades of Grey!!!!!! OMG it's sooooo good!!!!!

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 4, 2015

50 Shades of Grey was so poorly written, directed and acted, I almost stopped masturbating.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) February 17, 2015

someone wrote on (corrected, really) the 50 shades poster at my stop. pic.twitter.com/bd3xIWU53U

— meredith graves (@gravesmeredith) February 16, 2015

One shade of grey > Fifty #JuniorMillan #FiftyShadesOfGrey @FiftyShades pic.twitter.com/IPhMMKJfyJ

— Cesar Millan (@cesarmillan) February 16, 2015

NEW COMMANDMENT: Thou shalt donate to thy local women's shelter instead of going to see Fifty Shades of Grey.

— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) February 16, 2015

Fifty shades of Grey still. Picture: Universal

Fifty Shades of Grey Is a hoax! I tried tying my woman up in a "secret room" and ended up in jail for two days.

— Michael Steger (@MichaelStegerJr) February 15, 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey Drinking Game: Drink 12 shots of vodka before entering the theatre so you're passed out drunk when the movie starts.

— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) February 16, 2015

Fifty shades of Grey would be a great title for a movie about a dog trying to read a map of the U.S.

— James Broaddus (@TheOGJB) February 16, 2015

Fifty shades of Grey still. Picture: Universal

Bottles behaving badly #FiftyShadesOfGrey #SurrenderToColor pic.twitter.com/8A0WizCFd9

— OPI (@OPINAILS) February 15, 2015

The best part of Fifty Shades of Grey was when someone in the back of the theater knocked over their liquor bottle during a quiet part.

— Chef Goldblum (@MavisGary) February 15, 2015

Well leave the final word to Anastasia Steele: "That must be really boring". #FiftyShadesOfGrey

— Petra Starke (@petstarr) February 16, 2015

Fifty shades of Grey still. Picture: Universal

Today is Friday the 13th, and 50 Shades of Grey comes out today, so that means some people are gonna get lucky and unlucky at the same time.

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) February 13, 2015

Heading off to the premiere of #50ShadesOfGrey and just realized I'm wearing a trench. Subliminal much?

— Lisa Wilkinson (@Lisa_Wilkinson) February 11, 2015

Originally published as The best reactions to Fifty Shades of Grey