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Male models walk runway with penises exposed during Rick Owens’ Paris Fashion Week show

IN a ballsy fashion forward move, a top designer has sent male models down the runway with no fewer than “three penises visible and flopping”. YIKES.

HOLEY hell. There are some fashion trends that should never, ever, ever, be seen and #exposedpeen is at the top of that list.

Rick Owens dared to go where no fashion designer has gone before, sending male models on a very schlong walk down the Paris Fashion Week runway in an effort to propel exposed penis into Fall 2015-2016 fashion.

In a ballsy fashion forward move, Owens embraced full frontal nudity, asking some of his models to walk down the runway with their genitalia exposed. Yikes.

.. and this.
.. and this.
Be glad we Photoshopped this for you.
Be glad we Photoshopped this for you.

The male models were dressed in what could only be described as a peehole poncho. Drapey material with groin holes and crotch cutouts to expose everything you never wanted or needed to see.

The Huffington Post has coined the garments “Penis Cloaks” while UsWeekly said he “literally went balls to the wall in pushing the envelope”.

New York magazine reports there were no fewer than “three penises visible and flopping” down the catwalk.

More holes where holes just don’t need to be.
More holes where holes just don’t need to be.
Taking “freeballing” one step too far.
Taking “freeballing” one step too far.

While the guys are possibly trying to one-up the ladies on the #freethenipple movement, let’s hope this commando trend doesn’t become a thing.

Could you imagine strolling out to get your morning coffee in one of these?

It’s just too much to bare.

For those who are brave enough to see the extremely NSFW pictures, click here.

Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
WHY????????
WHY????????
Why?
Why?

Originally published as Male models walk runway with penises exposed during Rick Owens’ Paris Fashion Week show

Original URL: https://www.thechronicle.com.au/entertainment/male-models-walk-runway-with-penises-exposed-during-rick-owens-paris-fashion-week-show/news-story/de523a1bafe28aa07980f7d92d5c68bf