Harry Potter insults: 10 killer comebacks

WANT to fling a sick burn at someone who is giving you grief? Try some Harry Potter insults such as, “Even Dobby wouldn’t touch your socks!”

IF YOU’RE a witch or a wizard who’s being bullied, there’s a handbook to help you fight back.

Available on Amazon, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook is full of “101 Comebacks For The Slytherin In Your Life”.

The witty one-liners were written by Birdy Jones and Laura Moss, who came up with the idea when they were sharing a butterbeer at a Harry Potter-themed birthday party a few years ago.

Here are 10 of the best comebacks from the handbook:

It’s the Portkey to my happiness.

Snape need not fear mirrors. He’s FABULOUS.

Maybe if you Sprouted a bit of talent...

He nose what I mean.

Peter Pettigrew into... quite a specimen.

The claws are out.

Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived long enough to become really ugly.

“Yer a lizard, Harry.” - Gandalf

And Harry’s socks were pretty damn gross.

The Dementor’s Kiss: still a better love story than Twilight.

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Slytherin In Your Life is available on Amazon.

Originally published as Harry Potter insults: 10 killer comebacks