Perhaps Nine’s Herald could hire a woebot to replace potty-mouthed feminazi banshee

Feminazi banshee hates those who harass women. Clementine Ford, Sydney Morning Herald, January 3:

It was probably too much to hope that 2019 would start with a blessed reprieve from the petulant whine generated by aggrieved white male privilege, but here we are. Thanks, (US comedian) Louis C.K. … (who in) 2017 was finally forced to admit to longstanding rumours that he had sexually harassed … numerous women … The force with which some people (most of them men) continue to defend C.K. … (reflects their fear that) if the PC police and its feminazi banshees can come for someone as powerful as C.K. and succeed, what chance do they have?

Sorry, we didn’t expect her to harass a woman. David Knox, tvtonight.com.au, June 21, 2017:

ABC has apologised to … columnist Miranda Devine after … Clementine Ford referred to her as a c..t during last night’s live broadcast … An ABC spokesperson said, “The nature of live television means it can be unpredictable and while the ABC never aims to offend, it is not responsible for what guests say.”

Unpredictable? Ford tweets, Aug­ust 18, 2015:

And this pile of steaming (faeces) column is a reminder of why I called (Mir­anda) Devine a (part of the female anatomy).

Unpredictable? Ford tweets, Aug­ust 18, 2015:

No matter how hard she tries (Herald Sun columnist Rita Panahi) will never be a white man.

So much spider diversity, yet so unworthy. Richard Brody, The New Yorker, December 29 last year:

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse … makes up for the franchise’s white-male exclusivity by depicting a Spider-Man of colour … a Spider-Woman … and an Asian female version … along with other alternate Spideys, including a Spider-Ham … and a film-noir Spider-Man … (But) it’s no Black Panther … (and) the film’s retro-hipster style … (smothers) the movie’s … worthy purpose.

Maybe an Aussie spider would spice up the action? AAP, January 3:

Multiple police units responded … after a caller walking past a home heard a man repeatedly shout: “Why don’t you die?” The caller … told police they … (heard a toddler screaming and no) female occupant. The (man) explained … he had a “serious fear” of spiders and was merely trying to kill a critter that had invaded his home. In 2015 … police were called to a home after callers heard a man yelling “I’m going to kill you, you’re dead!” followed by a woman’s screams. Police found a man, home alone, trying to kill a spider with furniture.

Come on baby, light my web. IndyStar.com, January 28, 2014:

Authorities say a northeastern Indiana man set his house on fire while using a blow torch to remove spider webs … The homeowner said he had been burning out spider webs with a blow torch in the basement and thought the fire was out before finding the insulation had caught fire.

Put your head on my woebot. Greg Hurst, The Times, January 1:

Couples whose partnership is in difficulties could soon be baring their souls to an AI chatbot instead of a human counsellor, according to the head of Britain’s biggest relationship charity.

What to say and not to say to a woebot. The Guardian, January 3:

Do say: “If only I’d married a robot in the first place.”

Don’t say: “Have you tried switching your husband off and on again?”