Iran could be in dire straits
The Guardian is shocked that anyone could refer to those nice mullahs as mobsters.
Cutandpaste
Burberry v EU milk powder
Tariff wars make US meat mountain great again but EU Trumps US on food follies.
Anti-fascists kick own goal
Lauren Southern seems like a nice young lady, so why are people upset about her presence?
The dead white male test
And the AWU had some cleaning out to do after the rise and fall of its phantom cleaners.
Workers wait till midnight hour
And back in Blighty, all employees are equal at the Beeb but some are more equal than others.
Trump’s foes may be exaggerating
Trump-Putin summit apparently was the Kristallnacht and Pearl Harbor of our times.
A few letters short of a BLGT
Why mention an interviewee is a union stooge when so many are in Fairfax articles?
Farewell FIFA for four more years
SMH economist doesn’t know much about GFC stimulus but she knows the price of a cup of tea.
Trump stirs haters, goes for golf
There’s nothing like a bracing visit from an American to get the Brits in a knot.
From Brexit to Sexit
Don’t worry, Blighty! We’ll parcel up some rice and we’ve got some red meat raring to go.
Shorten speaks before the facts
Meanwhile, whether they like it or not, retirees in industry super subsidise unions.
Green billionaire suffers sub snub
Aunty’s asylum-seeker activists are always looking on the dark side, too, it seems.
How dare Trump call for DNA test?
Feminist men abuse women, trans men abuse lesbians, barbers forced to give trans buzzcuts.
Green denial that US trumps Paris
Aunty gives us permission to cheer Poms but beware the perils of social media.
Macklin challenged by socialism
An ALP stalwart is calling time on a career in which she served under three leaders.
Awards night agony for Aunty
But on the bright side, perhaps the childcare alliance will nag crooks and the enemy to death.
Don’t mess with Aunty!
With friends like Mr Dempster fighting for press freedom, who needs enemies?
From Aunty to Iran, cli-fi to Zi-spy
At least the catastrophic effects of global warming should kill off the spying squirrels.
It sucks but don’t use a straw
Luckily, research now is conducted by school kids because universities seem a tad intolerant.
Equal opportunity for perverts
Certainly, cluelessness might come in handy at the Australian Human Rights Commission.
Disdain for those who query him
It’s a task to see what Tim Soutphommasane has achieved in his five years as Race Discrimination commissioner.
Prohibitionists persist in denial
The crusade against Big Tobacco continues regardless of the cost to those who want to quit.
Universities hold a LGBTIQ picnic
What could possibly explain why many people don’t finish their undergraduate degree?
Racists on the Prairie evicted
Who needs dignity or liveliness in children’s books when you can worship murderers?
Biggles talks. What could fail?
Given his communication skills, ANU should be pleased he’s only unleashed a firestorm.
Aunty abuzz with bee-pocalypse
There’s nothing they love more on their ABC than some old-fashioned doom-mongering.
Shock: Labor man talks the biz
As for Bill Shorten, he used to be matey with the odd magnate and urged company tax cuts.
No plastic bag for you
Unfortunately for the environment, Woolies has joined the smug green bag brigade.
Hooray for nasty Hollywood
The UN is also eager to lecture the US on child abuse as its peacekeepers are experts.
‘Worst than the West are splitters’
Just don’t mention the deeply reactionary racist Aussie flag which, erk, pass me a bucket please.
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