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As his party leaves, Malcolm can’t come too but we probably won’t see him on this page

Lenore Taylor experiment, Guardian Australia, September 15, 2015:

The … Liberal party once talked about the “Malcolm experiment” — the ­unpredictable act of installing the brilliant, impatient, ambitious Malcolm Bligh Turnbull as its leader … Now they’ve done it … so the “Malcolm experiment” is about to play out in real time.

Love you long time! Elizabeth Farrelly, The Sydney Morning Herald, November 25, 2015:

Malcolm (Turnbull) … will be the longest serving prime minister since Menzies. Possibly ever.

Doom! Farrelly, The Sydney Morning Herald, June 17, 2016:

In a trajectory of doom that is positively Shakespearean, Malcolm Turn­bull seems emptier … with each appearance … Where will it end? I thought the problem might be wealth. Extreme riches do seem to make blindingly bad political leaders — Ceausescu, Berlusconi, Trump. 

Remember, he is a Trumble! News.com.au, February 3 last year:

(Trump’s) press secretary Sean Spicer … made numerous references to a mysterious “Mr Trumble” … “The President had a very cordial conversation with Prime Minister ‘Trumble’ ” … “he has respect for … Prime Minister ‘Trumble’ … Someone … made a … Twitter page for the new leader … The bio reads: “29th King of Australia, Yuge friend of Donald Trump, the best.”

If you leave me can I come too? ­Judith Ireland, The Sydney Morning Herald, November 22 last year:

Turnbull … (was) asked “do you ever Netflix and chill” with his wife, Lucy. “Yes, yes, we do,” the PM replied earnestly, no doubt thinking it would ­endear him to the millions of other TV-watching Australians out there. Little did he know “Netflix and chill” is a euphemism for sex … (On) Triple M … he was asked his favourite AC/DC song … There was a short pause before Turnbull asked … “Well tell me, what’s your favourite AC/DC song?” “Long Way to the Top for me,” came one host’s reply. To which Turnbull unconvincingly countered, “Yeah, Long Way to the Top”. After a couple more … suggestions … (the) PM piped up with, “I tell you, my favourite song from that era is the Mentals’ (Mental as Anything) If You Leave Me Can I Come Too” … (The) PM’s Office then asked voters for help … “The PM needs a refresh on his Aussie music … Tweet us your suggestions” … (The) songs that came back (were) Skyhooks’ Why Don’t You All Get F..ked, Joe Dolce’s Shaddap You Face and … (other) unprintable titles.

A message for Scott Morrison? Farrah Plummer, newdaily.com.au, April 13:

3AW presenter Neil Mitchell … (asked,) “You don’t want to recite the verse to You’re the Voice, do you?” … Mr Turnbull … joked, “There’s a good line in there for the treasurer (Scott Morrison) … ‘Time to …’ um, was it? ‘Time to …’ um, was it time to, um, time to, ahhh, the bit about balancing the books” … Mr Mitchell (suggested) “Not about ‘looking down the barrel of a gun’?” “No, looking down the barrel of a, no, sons and daughters?” Mr Turnbull asked, stumped … Mr Mitchell said, “Never mind” … (but) Mr Turnbull persisted. “There’s a good line in there for the treasurer, I’ve just missed it.”

More to talk about than this page! Jeremy Thompson, abc.net.au, ­August 5, 2011:

In a … letter … in today’s Australian … former Liberal Senate leader (Nick Minchin) says Mr Turnbull “seems utterly preoccupied with Liberal Party conservatives … (which) reveals a man who can’t get over losing the Liberal leadership … and is desperate for someone to blame … Having himself taken the leadership from Brendan Nelson, Turnbull has only himself to blame” … Turnbull took to Twitter: “Yawn. Would have thought … there was more to talk about than the Oz letters page.”

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