The Verdict
Serious question: why are there so many keys?
Too many keys means too many locks. And I’ve had it up to here with locks.
- Robert Moran
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Kiss my Hass: Why Shepards are the superior avocado
I’m not usually one for patriotism, but preferring Shepards over Hass is basically a civic duty.
- Jenna Guillaume
Critics despised this 2000s film. Real fans know the truth
It was nominated for worst picture at the Razzies and now has a 27 per cent score on Rotten Tomatoes, but this is the people’s horror movie.
- Tom W Clarke
Space has a PR problem. It’s time to make it great again
Using space as a stunt to recover from a failed album is just another nail in the coffin of the great black void’s reputation.
- Patrick Lenton
Dramas, thrillers, romcoms? None of them beat this movie genre
All hail the buddy comedy, cinema’s most reliable comfort.
- Vyshnavee Wijekumar
Enough of this dessert disinformation. Admit it, cake sucks
When a dessert needs to work as hard as cake does to get attention, it’s not worth the sugar spike.
- Eliza Reilly
The macho aggression of the handshake has to go. It’s time to normalise the high five
So quick, so inclusive, so clean.
- Mali Waugh
Enough of this polished facade, bring back real Oscars fashion
The Oscars red carpet is officially broken, and one specific star’s to blame.
- Damien Woolnough
My name is Patrick. Don’t you dare call me Pat
This is a cautionary tale of Aussie nickname horror.
- Patrick Lenton
Jesse Eisenberg made fun of me, but I’ll have the last laugh
Have you ever been mocked by a Hollywood A-lister over your loyalty to a sports team? I have.
- Robert Moran
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