In the fading light of the final hour before the Malvern pre-poll booth closed for good, I caught up with Monique Ryan – the Independent MP for Kooyong – to ask what she’s taken away from what’s been a wild campaign in Kooyong.
Half-joking but half-not, I asked her why has Kooyong been the most dramatic electorate in the country?
“I don’t know where it all came from,” she laughed. “Traditionally, it’s sort of a sleepy hollow, but it has been a very strange election campaign – and much of the drama has been unexpected.”
Independent Kooyong MP Monique Ryan in the final hour of pre-polling for the 2025 election in Malvern.Credit: Rachael Dexter
She’s not wrong. From her husband caught on camera stealing opponent Amelia Hamer’s sign, to a surgeon filming himself joking about “burying” her, to controversies over Hamer’s real estate and finances; empty chairs at forums, neo-Nazis and far-right types rocking up to disrupt forums and polling booths (including one being struck in the face by an elderly resident); and, finally, a brouhaha over A-frames that landed in the Supreme Court just yesterday – Kooyong has had a big few weeks.
On the far-right incidents, Ryan said: “I don’t think it’s Kooyong [necessarily]… but I think it’s symptomatic of some concerning trends that we’re going to have to think about and talk about as a society.”
We also spoke about the other saga that’s defined the campaign locally – the corflute arms race.
A council officer removing a Liberal Party sign in Kew on Wednesday morning.Credit: Rachael Dexter
Ryan confirmed her team had tried to broker a signage truce with the Liberal Party before pre-polling began, proposing limits on both volunteer numbers and signage volumes.
“There was a sort of balance agreement last time (in 2022),” she said. “A sign limit, a volunteer limit. And we tried to do something like that again.”
But this time, the deal didn’t hold.
“It got pushed,” she said. “This has really been out of control, and I think it frustrates people.”
She acknowledged her own campaign had “a lot of signs out here” – and said the cycle of one-upmanship fuels itself.
Liberal candidate for Kooyong Amelia Hamer hits back after Ryan’s husband Peter Jordan was filmed removing one of her campaign signs.
“You think – if they’ve got 50 and I’ve got one, does that matter? They’ve got 50 vollies [volunteers] and I’ve got two, does that matter? You don’t know if it matters or not, but you don’t want to get left behind, just in case it does matter. I think it’s just human nature … but I think we do need to look at it [structurally].”
Ryan also wants broader reform of how we vote – especially around pre-polling.
“If people want to vote early – and clearly they do because they’ve voted with their feet – then we need to have more pre-poll sites and fewer polling places on the day,” she said.
“We don’t need 45 booths tomorrow. Half of Kooyong has already voted.”
She praised the Australian Electoral Commission for doing its best under pressure, but noted that sites like the Kew booth – surrounded by traffic – weren’t ideal.
“They’re underfunded, and they just have to [lease] what they can at short notice. It’s hard.”
And finally: how’s she spending the night before election day?
“Well my son is in a play tonight which I should get to because I probably won’t get there tomorrow,” she laughed. “But I think I’ll probably go home and have a hot bath and watch the footy.”